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by: Ray Active Indicator LED Icon 17 OP 
~ 7 years ago   Aug 23, '16 9:49am  
Riyadh | Saudi police officers in the district of Al-Mansuriyya in
the branch municipality of Al-Shifa have arrested a man accused of
having sex with his vacuum cleaner, reports the Riyadh Daily.
The man was caught in full action by his wife of 17 years before she reported her husband to authorities.
“After 17 years of loyalty, this is how this miscreant treats me,”
she told local reporters. “I feel used, I feel dirty,” she added.
Capital punishment
As adultery is a crime punishable by death in Islamic law, usually
performed by stoning the person to death, experts believe the man’s
condemnation is a light one.
 
 
“Due to the peculiar nature of this case of adultery, in which the
accused performed sex with a home appliance and not with an animal or a
human being, the judge has decided to give him a lighter sentence than
usual for this crime” admits legal expert and Middle East specialist,
Hakim Ben Ali. “Two years in prison and 1,000 lashes is more than
acceptable for the region,” he acknowledges.
Pleading his innocence
The man accused of adultery strongly maintained his innocence before the court.
“We were unable to identify if the suspect performed any sexual act
with his vacuum cleaner,” Saeed Saleh Trad, the spokesperson for
Al-Shafi police, said. “He was arrested and is held in custody pending
further investigations,” he told reporters.
The case could be a first one for Saudi law as nothing in Islamic law
is stated about sexual acts performed onto home appliances but the
accusation still applies as an act of adultery, believe experts. 4951
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Ray Active Indicator LED Icon 17 OP 
~ 7 years ago   Aug 23, '16 9:51am  
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sweetie Active Indicator LED Icon 11 Forum Moderator
~ 7 years ago   Aug 23, '16 10:17am  
A 1,000 lashes is pretty harsh! Geez. How about just making him do all the housework for the rest of his life including the laundry! Now that's a real punishment! Between having sex with a van grill and a vacuum is there any item a man won't try to have sex with? 4951
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Champagnechola Active Indicator LED Icon 4
~ 7 years ago   Aug 23, '16 10:22am  
A 1,000 lashes is pretty harsh! Geez. How about just making him do all the housework for the rest of his life including the laundry! Now that's a real punishment! Between having sex with a van grill and a vacuum is there any item a man won't try to have sex with?
 
@sweetie:
You're not lying! Random, but did anyone watch the Married with children episode where the son used a vacuum to give himself hickeys?
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sweetie Active Indicator LED Icon 11 Forum Moderator
~ 7 years ago   Aug 23, '16 10:42am  

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>> A 1,000 lashes is pretty harsh! Geez. How about just making him do all the housework for the rest of his life including the laundry! Now that's a real punishment! Between having sex with a van grill and a vacuum is there any item a man won't try to have sex with?
 
@sweetie:
You're not lying! Random, but did anyone watch the Married with children episode where the son used a vacuum to give himself hickeys?
 
@Champagnechola:
 
Lol no! I did watch the Big Bang theory where the Jewish guy connected a hand to his computer. He was using it it to massage his back but then used it to massage lowered and the hand wouldn't let go! Lol 4951
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Champagnechola Active Indicator LED Icon 4
~ 7 years ago   Aug 23, '16 12:19pm  

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>> A 1,000 lashes is pretty harsh! Geez. How about just making him do all the housework for the rest of his life including the laundry! Now that's a real punishment! Between having sex with a van grill and a vacuum is there any item a man won't try to have sex with?
 
@sweetie:
You're not lying! Random, but did anyone watch the Married with children episode where the son used a vacuum to give himself hickeys?
 
@Champagnechola:
 
Lol no! I did watch the Big Bang theory where the Jewish guy connected a hand to his computer. He was using it it to massage his back but then used it to massage lowered and the hand wouldn't let go! Lol
 
@sweetie: That's hilarious and that's a lesson for these thirsty men just go get a happy ending me love you long time massage at that point of desperation.
 
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AuthorMan Active Indicator LED Icon 17
~ 7 years ago   Aug 23, '16 12:36pm  
The vacuum is named Henry.Wouldn't that make it a homosexual act- punishable by death? 4951
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buffaloglenn Active Indicator LED Icon 11
~ 7 years ago   Aug 23, '16 12:43pm  
Let's be real though. You can tell by looking at that vacuum's eyes, that it wanted it. 4951
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Txbutterfly Active Indicator LED Icon 12
~ 7 years ago   Aug 23, '16 2:05pm  
Well he finally found one that sux as good as hoover i guess.  Probably shouldnt use a dyson, might loose more than you bargain for.  Guess he couldnt wait for his 72 virgins. 4951
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ET Active Indicator LED Icon 17
~ 7 years ago   Aug 23, '16 2:11pm  
Nothing sucks like an Electrolux.
 
Told you @Donnatella 4951
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Retired_Engineer Active Indicator LED Icon 13
~ 7 years ago   Aug 23, '16 2:42pm  
A 1,000 lashes is pretty harsh! Geez. How about just making him do all the housework for the rest of his life including the laundry! Now that's a real punishment! Between having sex with a van grill and a vacuum is there any item a man won't try to have sex with?
 
@sweetie: They give 1,000 lashes over a 20 week period.  They also stop if a doctor says that any more would probably kill the person.  I can't imagine having any skin left on the back of a person receiving that many lashes.
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ForeCPA90 Active Indicator LED Icon 9
~ 7 years ago   Aug 23, '16 2:59pm  
So is everyone going to judge this guy like they've NEVER had sex with a vacuum cleaner before? 4951
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sweetie Active Indicator LED Icon 11 Forum Moderator
~ 7 years ago   Aug 23, '16 3:11pm  
So is everyone going to judge this guy like they've NEVER had sex with a vacuum cleaner before?
 
@ForeCPA90:
 
Oh lord !! Lol 4951
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FoFa Active Indicator LED Icon 17
~ 7 years ago   Aug 23, '16 3:28pm  
Between having sex with a van grill and a vacuum is there any item a man won't try to have sex with?
 
@sweetie: We watched a guy (when I was in the Army) vaseline up his mickey mouse boots and hump them one time.
Put his fur parka hood over the top to "emulate" the real thing.I had to leave.Mickey Mouse boots were extreme cold weather boots. 4951
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sweetie Active Indicator LED Icon 11 Forum Moderator
~ 7 years ago   Aug 23, '16 3:31pm  
Omg Fofa!! Lol!! 4951
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sweetie Active Indicator LED Icon 11 Forum Moderator
~ 7 years ago   Aug 23, '16 5:08pm  

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>> A 1,000 lashes is pretty harsh! Geez. How about just making him do all the housework for the rest of his life including the laundry! Now that's a real punishment! Between having sex with a van grill and a vacuum is there any item a man won't try to have sex with?
 
@sweetie: They give 1,000 lashes over a 20 week period.  They also stop if a doctor says that any more would probably kill the person.  I can't imagine having any skin left on the back of a person receiving that many lashes.
 
@Retired_Engineer:
 
What a kind heart they have! So glad I live in America ! 4951
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