Y'all wouldn't think they were so hot if you had to deal with them all day every day, shove them, just right, into a bra and deal with that in 100+ heat. Plus, turn over, just right and smoosh one in your sleep, try to lay on your stomach for a massage and have to lay on a pillow just so you don't smoosh them for an hour.
Y'all wouldn't be celebrating that much, then, now would you? 4951