To be an Elite, you must:1) Give a perverted writing sample to
@Donnatella and
@BooBear and whoever else feels it necessary to review your skills. The juicier, the better. 2) You must be able to possess the skills of a smart****, an objective person, rational thought, honesty and a sense of flamboyance. Each of these skills must be displayed in a single posting. 3) You must be an animal lover and also post pictures of your fur-babies.4) You need to make a donation to
@BooBears wine fund; or, just go buy a bottle of red wine, leave it at the gas station with her name on it and she'll pick it up at her discretion. That's about it. Cheers! 4951