So, here's the dealio that went down this mornin', shortly after 5.....This is the straight TRUTH.... Real-deal-Holyfield....  I kid you all not....I was in the kitchen, 75% still asleep, cookin' my beautiful hubbs some breakfast for him to take with him to work, when all of a sudden, this big as$ MEGA Roach came out of nowhere (looked like he came from the around my kitchen sink), peeped me, started squarin' me up, and then started tossin' up gang signs....Actually, he was fluffin' his wings, which instantly had me push the Panic Button!....Awwwwww, hells-to-the-naw-ya'll......    I was simply wearin' socks - NO Flip-Flops or Slippers, so the option to squish him with a shoe was out... So, I reached, without giving much thought, grasping the kitchen sink Sprayer Nozzle, flippin' on the H-Twanky (H2O), and literally chased (more like sprayed) that trespassin' sucker down, while of course, hosing down my kitchen floor....   Anywho, so, basically shortly after 5 this mornin', not only did I cook my hubbs a righteous breakfast, but I also stopped an intruder in my kitchen and mopped the floor... .....And BOOM goes the dynamite!P.S.- Yes, my hubbs did come in to see what all the commotion was, saw what had just transpired and simply walked out laughing....Oh, and then, sent me a text later on sayin' that his breakfast was delicious and that I was a Goose-Nugget....Â
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