Mr. Kim Song Un
Supreme ******
S*&thole North Korea
Dear Supreme ******,
My advisers have
come to me and let me know that you have ordered your nuclear arsenal to be
made ready for use. Sir, first forgive
me for my lack of diplomacy. My dad always said I lacked, my State Department
pansies remind me all the time there is a place for diplomacy. Well this ain’t
it. (ain’t.. it’s a Texas thang) look it up.
First, let’s have a short history lesson. Let’s start in
1941 when some half wit Japanese ******, I am guessing a distant cousin of
yours, decided to bomb Pearl Harbor. That really **** us off. We tried to
play nice for a few years, but that did not work. Some my buddy Franklin D.
Roosevelt in 1944 had his fill of those little sawed off Japanese pieces of
sh*& and woke up one morning and sent a telegram to the flight crew of the
Enola Gay. This is not an exact quote, but the context is the same, it read “cook
em”.
The result was that two cities in Japan became giant
microwave ovens.
Next let’s look at that now dead ******* called Sodamn
Insane in Iraq. Well his first mistake was that he got on the wrong side of my
friend and mentor George H.W. Bush when he invaded Kuwait. Ya see, ol’ George
is good ol boy, and believed in diplomacy. He tried and tried to get that ******
(another cousin perhaps?) to leave the tiny defenseless country alone. But, as
we all know, Insane did not listen. He talked big about how if the US
intervened it would be the mother of all wars.
So, HW, sent in the Stormin Norman to take care of the
matter. Stormin Norman made very short
work of the Revolutionary Guard. Hell, I have seen a pack of cub scouts put up
a better fight. After our Air Force, Navy and Marine Pilots pounded the dog
**** out of them, our Army and Marines ground troops came in and finished the
job.
I won’t go into detail what HW’s son W, did in Iraq. Hell
we had soldiers on leave when that little fiasco started and were still on
leave when Baghdad fell.
Well here is the meat of the story. Right now there are at least 3 aircraft
carriers, about a half dozen troop transport ships and 4 nuclear submarines
parked 12.5 miles off your coast. There is also about 40,000 US Army troops
sitting on the 38th parallel. Them boys and girls are just itching
to have a party in your palace just as they had when they captured Insane’s
palaces in Iraq.
So, with all that said, let’s get to the point. If you so
much as put a pound of fuel in any missile, I will give my boys and girls
parked off your coast a two word order. Get em. They will then take the mission
plan similar to what Stormin Norman did in Kuwait and start leveling that
cesspool you call a country.
When they are done, about 30,000 Marines, and 40, 000 US
Soldiers will be given invitations to a party at your palace. Last group there
has to buy the beer and food. Those boys will March across that country of
yours like ants at a sugar convention.
And one more thang, If you were to be so stupid as to
actually launch a nuclear missile, you know those nuclear submarines parked off
shore? Well those Commanders will be
more than happy to cook your whole country.
Have a nice day ******…. 4951