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by: dac1842 Active Indicator LED Icon 3 OP 
~ 8 years ago   Mar 4, '16 5:56am  
 
 
Mr. Kim Song Un
 
Supreme ******
 
S*&thole North Korea
 
 
 
Dear Supreme ******,
 
  My advisers have
come to me and let me know that you have ordered your nuclear arsenal to be
made ready for use.  Sir, first forgive
me for my lack of diplomacy. My dad always said I lacked, my State Department
pansies remind me all the time there is a place for diplomacy. Well this ain’t
it. (ain’t.. it’s a Texas thang) look it up.
 
 
 
First, let’s have a short history lesson. Let’s start in
1941 when some half wit Japanese ******, I am guessing a distant cousin of
yours, decided to bomb Pearl Harbor. That really **** us off. We tried to
play nice for a few years, but that did not work. Some my buddy Franklin D.
Roosevelt in 1944 had his fill of those little sawed off Japanese pieces of
sh*& and woke up one morning and sent a telegram to the flight crew of the
Enola Gay. This is not an exact quote, but the context is the same, it read “cook
em”.
 
 
 
The result was that two cities in Japan became giant
microwave ovens.
 
 
 
Next let’s look at that now dead ******* called Sodamn
Insane in Iraq. Well his first mistake was that he got on the wrong side of my
friend and mentor George H.W. Bush when he invaded Kuwait. Ya see, ol’ George
is good ol boy, and believed in diplomacy. He tried and tried to get that ******
(another cousin perhaps?) to leave the tiny defenseless country alone. But, as
we all know, Insane did not listen. He talked big about how if the US
intervened it would be the mother of all wars.
 
 
 
So, HW, sent in the Stormin Norman to take care of the
matter.  Stormin Norman made very short
work of the Revolutionary Guard. Hell, I have seen a pack of cub scouts put up
a better fight. After our Air Force, Navy and Marine Pilots pounded the dog
**** out of them, our Army and Marines ground troops came in and finished the
job.
 
 
 
I won’t go into detail what HW’s son W, did in Iraq. Hell
we had soldiers on leave when that little fiasco started and were still on
leave when Baghdad fell.
 
 
 
Well here is the meat of the story.  Right now there are at least 3 aircraft
carriers, about a half dozen troop transport ships and 4 nuclear submarines
parked 12.5 miles off your coast. There is also about 40,000 US Army troops
sitting on the 38th parallel. Them boys and girls are just itching
to have a party in your palace just as they had when they captured Insane’s
palaces in Iraq.
 
 
 
So, with all that said, let’s get to the point. If you so
much as put a pound of fuel in any missile, I will give my boys and girls
parked off your coast a two word order. Get em. They will then take the mission
plan similar to what Stormin Norman did in Kuwait and start leveling that
cesspool you call a country.
 
When they are done, about 30,000 Marines, and 40, 000 US
Soldiers will be given invitations to a party at your palace. Last group there
has to buy the beer and food. Those boys will March across that country of
yours like ants at a sugar convention.
 
 
 
And one more thang, If you were to be so stupid as to
actually launch a nuclear missile, you know those nuclear submarines parked off
shore?  Well those Commanders will be
more than happy to cook your whole country.
 
 
 
Have a nice day ******….  4951
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DanStanton Active Indicator LED Icon 3
~ 8 years ago   Mar 4, '16 7:56am  
Uh, I guess you haven't noticed that our current administration are a bunch of lily-livered ****** also. See the 'deal' with Iran. BTW, it was Truman that sent fat man and little boy to Japan, not FDR. 4951
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~ 8 years ago   Mar 4, '16 8:42am  
Diplomacy with North Korea has very little to do with North Korea.  There's a nuclear military behind them with nearly 3 times the number of troops as the US.  Sure, we have more nukes, more ships, more planes, more everything...but China doesn't have to move their weapons or logistic train half way around the world in order to support themselves.  They have around 70 subs with an estimated half patrolling the Pacific rim at any time.  Although they've shown no desire to rattle their saber at the international community like their little puppet, they are not afraid of the US and they will not be bullied or let North Korea be taken.  As an old soldier (1984-2005), I've always had a lot of respect for China's "don't start none, won't be none" military and national position.  With troops already tired from our trudge in the Middle East, I hope we continue to let this sleeping dog lay.  4951
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~ 8 years ago   Mar 4, '16 10:30am  
Didn't Truman order the dropping of the bombs in Japan? Not Roosevelt? 4951
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mm4731 Active Indicator LED Icon 13
~ 8 years ago   Mar 4, '16 10:40am  
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mm4731 Active Indicator LED Icon 13
~ 8 years ago   Mar 4, '16 10:43am  
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DanStanton Active Indicator LED Icon 3
~ 8 years ago   Mar 4, '16 7:01pm  
Why did the letter have to read like the writer was some backwoods hick that is married to his sister?
 
It's was a nauseating read
 
@mm4731: The only thing that smells like 'hick' is your childish retort.
4951
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~ 8 years ago   Mar 4, '16 7:12pm  
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dac1842 Active Indicator LED Icon 3 OP 
~ 8 years ago   Mar 4, '16 7:27pm  
Diplomacy with North Korea has very little to do with North Korea.  There's a nuclear military behind them with nearly 3 times the number of troops as the US.  Sure, we have more nukes, more ships, more planes, more everything...but China doesn't have to move their weapons or logistic train half way around the world in order to support themselves.  They have around 70 subs with an estimated half patrolling the Pacific rim at any time.  Although they've shown no desire to rattle their saber at the international community like their little puppet, they are not afraid of the US and they will not be bullied or let North Korea be taken.  As an old soldier (1984-2005), I've always had a lot of respect for China's "don't start none, won't be none" military and national position.  With troops already tired from our trudge in the Middle East, I hope we continue to let this sleeping dog lay. 
 
@shodan66:
Thank you for your service. We are a Blue Star family.
4951
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Odin Active Indicator LED Icon 10
~ 8 years ago   Mar 4, '16 8:15pm  
China is tired of their **** as well. 4951
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~ 8 years ago   Mar 5, '16 8:01am  

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>> Why did the letter have to read like the writer was some backwoods hick that is married to his sister?
 
It's was a nauseating read
 
@mm4731: The only thing that smells like 'hick' is your childish retort.
 
@DanStanton: it read normal to you for a reason.
 
 
@mm4731:  Your statement is incomprehensible. If your meaning is, supposedly, that I agree with the likes of Washington, Jefferson, Lincoln and JFK, that we take the fight to the enemy before he hits us, then yes, I do agree with the OP.
   4951
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~ 8 years ago   Mar 5, '16 9:47am  
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~ 8 years ago   Mar 5, '16 9:55am  
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~ 8 years ago   Mar 5, '16 9:55am  
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BooBear Active Indicator LED Icon 16
~ 8 years ago   Mar 5, '16 10:06am  
Im a little offended by all this backwoods hick talk. 4951
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mutton Active Indicator LED Icon 9
~ 8 years ago   Mar 5, '16 10:10am  
Im a little offended by all this backwoods hick talk.
 
@BooBear:
I have fronthoods... 4951
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