@BooBear: I try to convince them that it's huge and will due a significant amount of damage to their sugar walls. Then when I finally pull it out they are relieved when they see how small it is.
@mm4731: She said, "Who are you going to please with that?" Â I said, "Me."
She said, "Look how cute that little thing is." Â I said, "In about 5 minutes you're going to be hollering 'Get that monster out of my #$$'." 4951