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by: deltadawn Active Indicator LED Icon 8 OP 
~ 8 years ago   Jan 21, '16 12:27pm  
Do you have a good clean joke you could share? Feeling rather down today. 4951
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~ 8 years ago   Jan 21, '16 12:30pm  
Why was Cinderella a terrible soccer player?
 
 
 
 
She had a pumpkin for a coach. 4951
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deltadawn Active Indicator LED Icon 8 OP 
~ 8 years ago   Jan 21, '16 12:33pm  
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~ 8 years ago   Jan 21, '16 12:35pm  
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~ 8 years ago   Jan 21, '16 12:38pm  
What did the cobbler say when a cat wandered into his shop?Shoe!Have you heard the one about the Corduroy pillow?It's making HEADLINES!What does a cannibal do after dumping his girlfriend?Wipes his butt. 4951
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~ 8 years ago   Jan 21, '16 12:43pm  
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~ 8 years ago   Jan 21, '16 12:49pm  
Do you have a good clean joke you could share?
 
@deltadawn: Mine may not have been completely clean, but neither am I.  
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~ 8 years ago   Jan 21, '16 12:56pm  
A panda walks into a cafe and takes a seat on a stool at the counter and orders a sandwich.  The guy behind the counter is taken aback but gets the bear a sandwich.  The panda doesn't say another word, just finishes his meal.  Once he's done he pulls out a pistol and empties his entire magazine around the joint.  Then he hops off his stool and heads for the door.  Guy behind the counter is all but apoplectic and yells after the panda,"Hey!!""What?""What do you mean 'what'?  What in the world just happened here??""I'm a panda.""I can see that you're a panda...but what just happened??""I'm a panda.  Look it up."And promptly walks out.  Guy grabs a dictionary and finds panda:  "a large bearlike mammal with characteristic black and white markings, native to certain mountain forests of central and western China.  Eats shoots and leaves." 4951
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~ 8 years ago   Jan 21, '16 1:01pm  
You lost me at "clean". 4951
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~ 8 years ago   Jan 21, '16 1:27pm  
What does a pepper do when it’s angry?
 

It gets jalapeño face! 4951
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~ 8 years ago   Jan 21, '16 1:29pm  
One for the grammar police
 

Knock Knock.
 
Who’s There?
 
To.
 
To Who?
 
It’s To Whom.
 
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~ 8 years ago   Jan 21, '16 1:30pm  
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deltadawn Active Indicator LED Icon 8 OP 
~ 8 years ago   Jan 21, '16 1:35pm  
sorry. I dont have any clean jokes
 
@mm4731: Clean enough Emoticon
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~ 8 years ago   Jan 21, '16 1:36pm  
Guy walks into a bar. Says OW!
 
Why do women have smaller feet than men? So they can stand closer to the kitchen sink?
 
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~ 8 years ago   Jan 21, '16 1:52pm  
#jokes 4951
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~ 8 years ago   Jan 21, '16 2:09pm  
Straight from my Hubby- and yes I listen to this kind of stuff ALL the time.Hubs: so you know that hook up site?Me: you mean Tender????Hubs: yeah that's the one. Do you know where Model Railroaders go for hook ups???Me: ummmmm......no.......Hubs: they go to the Tinder site. HahahahahahahaDD and I just looked at himHubs: you know Tinder like the car behind the steam locomotive that carries the wood (tinder) to create the steam for power????DD and I just looked at him and then at each other and then at him.It was sorta cute and it is clean!!!!  4951
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