What did the cobbler say when a cat wandered into his shop?Shoe!Have you heard the one about the Corduroy pillow?It's making HEADLINES!What does a cannibal do after dumping his girlfriend?Wipes his butt. 4951
A panda walks into a cafe and takes a seat on a stool at the counter and orders a sandwich. Â The guy behind the counter is taken aback but gets the bear a sandwich. Â The panda doesn't say another word, just finishes his meal. Â Once he's done he pulls out a pistol and empties his entire magazine around the joint. Â Then he hops off his stool and heads for the door. Â Guy behind the counter is all but apoplectic and yells after the panda,"Hey!!""What?""What do you mean 'what'? Â What in the world just happened here??""I'm a panda.""I can see that you're a panda...but what just happened??""I'm a panda. Â Look it up."And promptly walks out. Â Guy grabs a dictionary and finds panda: Â "a large bearlike mammal with characteristic black and white markings, native to certain mountain forests of central and western China. Â Eats shoots and leaves." 4951
Straight from my Hubby- and yes I listen to this kind of stuff ALL the time.Hubs: so you know that hook up site?Me: you mean Tender????Hubs: yeah that's the one. Do you know where Model Railroaders go for hook ups???Me: ummmmm......no.......Hubs: they go to the Tinder site. HahahahahahahaDD and I just looked at himHubs: you know Tinder like the car behind the steam locomotive that carries the wood (tinder) to create the steam for power????DD and I just looked at him and then at each other and then at him.It was sorta cute and it is clean!!!! 4951