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by: FoFa Active Indicator LED Icon 17 OP 
~ 8 years ago   Jan 15, '16 2:56pm  
So rather than use the old "lock both in your trunk for an hour" routine, I decided to try it myself.I got home, took my underwear off, and threw on Heidi's head.Absolutely no reaction at all.So I then took it and threw it on Echo's head.She just rolled over and started to play with me with the underwear.So I took out to where my wife was, threw it in her face.The Dr. said the welling in my eye should go down in a few days. 4951
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foxymama Active Indicator LED Icon 14
~ 8 years ago   Jan 15, '16 3:14pm  
Maybe it was your execution?  If you had put on some romantic music and did a little strip tease dance then threw the it in her face you probably wouldn't have a black eye.   4951
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~ 8 years ago   Jan 15, '16 3:16pm  
You should have just went ahead and eaten a Bratwurst, they wont hit you. 4951
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jl46600 Active Indicator LED Icon
~ 8 years ago   Jan 15, '16 3:17pm  
You should have just went ahead and eaten a Bratwurst, they wont hit you.
 
@BratwurtChamp: You really need to quit pressuring the ol' BRat thing on everyone really its just silly
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sweetie Active Indicator LED Icon 11 Forum Moderator
~ 8 years ago   Jan 15, '16 3:32pm  
Lol! 4951
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donnatella Active Indicator LED Icon 13 Forum Moderator
~ 8 years ago   Jan 15, '16 3:51pm  
No one wants smelly man undies in their face, unless they have a fetish or something. Anyone tossing them in a woman's face deserves the injuries they receive.
 
What the hell were you thinking? The pups should pee in your shoes. 4951
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~ 8 years ago   Jan 15, '16 4:46pm  
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~ 8 years ago   Jan 15, '16 4:48pm  

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>> You should have just went ahead and eaten a Bratwurst, they wont hit you.
 
@BratwurtChamp: You really need to quit pressuring the ol' BRat thing on everyone really its just silly
 
@jl46600: Plus, they misspelled their own username.
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landlady Active Indicator LED Icon 2
~ 8 years ago   Jan 15, '16 4:51pm  
That's cause they are tighty *****s, nobody's got time for those! Emoticon 4951
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~ 8 years ago   Jan 15, '16 5:48pm  
at least your wife won't eat or put holes in your underwear 4951
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ProblemAgain Active Indicator LED Icon 10
~ 8 years ago   Jan 15, '16 6:30pm  
at least your wife won't eat or put holes in your underwear
 
@RogueHippEE: so you're saying a wife controls her licker better than a dog? i think that was a complaint i have heard before
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~ 8 years ago   Jan 15, '16 8:16pm  
So rather than use the old "lock both in your trunk for an hour" routine, I decided to try it myself.I got home, took my underwear off, and threw on Heidi's head.Absolutely no reaction at all.So I then took it and threw it on Echo's head.She just rolled over and started to play with me with the underwear.So I took out to where my wife was, threw it in her face.The Dr. said the welling in my eye should go down in a few days.
 
@FoFa:
 
How about the ringing in your ears and the blurred vision? 4951
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~ 8 years ago   Jan 15, '16 9:29pm  
THE DIFFERENCE WHEN YOU MARRY A HAWAIIAN GIRLThe first man married a woman from North Carolina. He told her that she was to do the dishes and house cleaning. It took a couple of days, but on the third day, he came home to see a clean house and dishes washed and put away.The second man married a woman from South Carolina. He gave his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes and the cooking. The first day he didn't see any results, but the next day he saw it was better. By the third day, he saw his house was clean, the dishes were done and there was a huge dinner on the table.The third man married a girl from Hawaii. He ordered her to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed, and hot meals on the table for every meal. He said the first day he didn't see anything, the second day he didn't see anything but by the third day, some of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye, and his arm was healed enough that he could fix himself a sandwich. He still has some difficulty when he pees 4951
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foxymama Active Indicator LED Icon 14
~ 8 years ago   Jan 16, '16 12:58pm  
My husband likes underware or bras thrown in his face, lol.  4951
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~ 8 years ago   Jan 16, '16 1:10pm  
My husband likes underware or bras thrown in his face, lol. 
 
@foxymama:
DS used to put on head when toddler. He just laughed and laughed...I never got the amusement or where he got it from. Was funny though, I did take a few pics, lol. 4951
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~ 8 years ago   Jan 16, '16 1:14pm  

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>> My husband likes underware or bras thrown in his face, lol. 
 
@foxymama:
DS used to put on head when toddler. He just laughed and laughed...I never got the amusement or where he got it from. Was funny though, I did take a few pics, lol.
 
@mutton:
My 3 year old daughter is obsessed with my boobs! They find the simple things funny and interesting. 4951
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