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by: WskyTngoFxtrt Active Indicator LED Icon 10 OP 
~ 8 years ago   Dec 16, '15 8:59am  
'NUF SAID!!
 
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Mahm Active Indicator LED Icon 9
~ 8 years ago   Dec 16, '15 9:23am  
Dogs vs. Cats



DOG DIARY
8:00 AM - Dog food! My favorite thing!
9:30 AM - A car ride! My favorite thing!
9:40 AM - A walk in the park! My favorite thing!
10:30 AM - Got rubbed and petted! My favorite thing!
12:00 PM - Lunch! My favorite thing!
1:00 PM - Played in the yard! My favorite thing!
3:00 PM - Wagged my tail! My favorite thing!
5:00 PM - Milk bones! My favorite thing!
7:00 PM - Got to play ball! My favorite thing!
8:00 PM - Wow! Watched TV with the people! My favorite thing!
11:00 PM - Sleeping on the bed! My favorite thing!
CAT DIARY
Day 983 of my captivity!
My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre
little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while the
other inmates and I are fed hash or some sort of dry nuggets. Although I
make my contempt for the rations perfectly clear, I nevertheless must
eat something in order to keep up my strength. The only thing that keeps
me going is my dream of escape.
In an attempt to disgust them, I once again
vomit on the carpet. Today I decapitated a mouse and dropped its
headless body at their feet. I had hoped this would strike fear into
their hearts, since it clearly demonstrates what I am capable of.
However, they merely made condescending comments about what a 'good
little hunter' I am. The sick bastards!
There was some sort of assembly of their
accomplices tonight. I was placed in solitary confinement for the
duration of the event. However, I could hear the noises and smell the
food. I overheard that my confinement was due to the power of
'allergies'. I must learn what this means, and how to use it to my
advantage.
Today I was almost successful in an attempt
to assassinate one of my tormentors by weaving around his feet as he was
walking. I must try this again tomorrow - but at the top of the stairs.
I am convinced that the other prisoners here
are flunkies and snitches. The dog receives special privileges. He is
regularly released - and seems to be more than willing to return. He
obviously has issues.
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thegoodwife Active Indicator LED Icon 10
~ 8 years ago   Dec 16, '15 1:33pm  

Dogs vs. Cats



DOG DIARY
8:00 AM - Dog food! My favorite thing!
9:30 AM - A car ride! My favorite thing!
9:40 AM - A walk in the park! My favorite thing!
10:30 AM - Got rubbed and petted! My favorite thing!
12:00 PM - Lunch! My favorite thing!
1:00 PM - Played in the yard! My favorite thing!
3:00 PM - Wagged my tail! My favorite thing!
5:00 PM - Milk bones! My favorite thing!
7:00 PM - Got to play ball! My favorite thing!
8:00 PM - Wow! Watched TV with the people! My favorite thing!
11:00 PM - Sleeping on the bed! My favorite thing!
CAT DIARY
Day 983 of my captivity!
My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre
little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while the
other inmates and I are fed hash or some sort of dry nuggets. Although I
make my contempt for the rations perfectly clear, I nevertheless must
eat something in order to keep up my strength. The only thing that keeps
me going is my dream of escape.
In an attempt to disgust them, I once again
vomit on the carpet. Today I decapitated a mouse and dropped its
headless body at their feet. I had hoped this would strike fear into
their hearts, since it clearly demonstrates what I am capable of.
However, they merely made condescending comments about what a 'good
little hunter' I am. The sick bastards!
There was some sort of assembly of their
accomplices tonight. I was placed in solitary confinement for the
duration of the event. However, I could hear the noises and smell the
food. I overheard that my confinement was due to the power of
'allergies'. I must learn what this means, and how to use it to my
advantage.
Today I was almost successful in an attempt
to assassinate one of my tormentors by weaving around his feet as he was
walking. I must try this again tomorrow - but at the top of the stairs.
I am convinced that the other prisoners here
are flunkies and snitches. The dog receives special privileges. He is
regularly released - and seems to be more than willing to return. He
obviously has issues.
 
@Mahm:  How do u know what my life is like.......? Emoticon
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starryskies67 Active Indicator LED Icon 2
~ 8 years ago   Dec 16, '15 2:46pm  
Can't join in on this, except to say I have one of each and live them both equally. 😊 4951
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starryskies67 Active Indicator LED Icon 2
~ 8 years ago   Dec 16, '15 2:47pm  
LOVE. Sheesh! 4951
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Retired_Engineer Active Indicator LED Icon 13
~ 8 years ago   Dec 16, '15 2:56pm  

Dogs vs. Cats



DOG DIARY
8:00 AM - Dog food! My favorite thing!
9:30 AM - A car ride! My favorite thing!
9:40 AM - A walk in the park! My favorite thing!
10:30 AM - Got rubbed and petted! My favorite thing!
12:00 PM - Lunch! My favorite thing!
1:00 PM - Played in the yard! My favorite thing!
3:00 PM - Wagged my tail! My favorite thing!
5:00 PM - Milk bones! My favorite thing!
7:00 PM - Got to play ball! My favorite thing!
8:00 PM - Wow! Watched TV with the people! My favorite thing!
11:00 PM - Sleeping on the bed! My favorite thing!
CAT DIARY
Day 983 of my captivity!
My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre
little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while the
other inmates and I are fed hash or some sort of dry nuggets. Although I
make my contempt for the rations perfectly clear, I nevertheless must
eat something in order to keep up my strength. The only thing that keeps
me going is my dream of escape.
In an attempt to disgust them, I once again
vomit on the carpet. Today I decapitated a mouse and dropped its
headless body at their feet. I had hoped this would strike fear into
their hearts, since it clearly demonstrates what I am capable of.
However, they merely made condescending comments about what a 'good
little hunter' I am. The sick bastards!
There was some sort of assembly of their
accomplices tonight. I was placed in solitary confinement for the
duration of the event. However, I could hear the noises and smell the
food. I overheard that my confinement was due to the power of
'allergies'. I must learn what this means, and how to use it to my
advantage.
Today I was almost successful in an attempt
to assassinate one of my tormentors by weaving around his feet as he was
walking. I must try this again tomorrow - but at the top of the stairs.
I am convinced that the other prisoners here
are flunkies and snitches. The dog receives special privileges. He is
regularly released - and seems to be more than willing to return. He
obviously has issues.
 
@Mahm:   So in a way, Dogs are like Men (get right to the point, focus on pleasure and favorite things)Cats are like Women (drama, drama, drama)Emoticon
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Mahm Active Indicator LED Icon 9
~ 8 years ago   Dec 16, '15 4:03pm  

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Dogs vs. Cats



DOG DIARY
8:00 AM - Dog food! My favorite thing!
9:30 AM - A car ride! My favorite thing!
9:40 AM - A walk in the park! My favorite thing!
10:30 AM - Got rubbed and petted! My favorite thing!
12:00 PM - Lunch! My favorite thing!
1:00 PM - Played in the yard! My favorite thing!
3:00 PM - Wagged my tail! My favorite thing!
5:00 PM - Milk bones! My favorite thing!
7:00 PM - Got to play ball! My favorite thing!
8:00 PM - Wow! Watched TV with the people! My favorite thing!
11:00 PM - Sleeping on the bed! My favorite thing!
CAT DIARY
Day 983 of my captivity!
My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre
little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while the
other inmates and I are fed hash or some sort of dry nuggets. Although I
make my contempt for the rations perfectly clear, I nevertheless must
eat something in order to keep up my strength. The only thing that keeps
me going is my dream of escape.
In an attempt to disgust them, I once again
vomit on the carpet. Today I decapitated a mouse and dropped its
headless body at their feet. I had hoped this would strike fear into
their hearts, since it clearly demonstrates what I am capable of.
However, they merely made condescending comments about what a 'good
little hunter' I am. The sick bastards!
There was some sort of assembly of their
accomplices tonight. I was placed in solitary confinement for the
duration of the event. However, I could hear the noises and smell the
food. I overheard that my confinement was due to the power of
'allergies'. I must learn what this means, and how to use it to my
advantage.
Today I was almost successful in an attempt
to assassinate one of my tormentors by weaving around his feet as he was
walking. I must try this again tomorrow - but at the top of the stairs.
I am convinced that the other prisoners here
are flunkies and snitches. The dog receives special privileges. He is
regularly released - and seems to be more than willing to return. He
obviously has issues.
 
@Mahm:   So in a way, Dogs are like Men (get right to the point, focus on pleasure and favorite things)Cats are like Women (drama, drama, drama)Emoticon
 
@Retired_Engineer:
 
Yes, In a way, dogs are like men: simple minded. And in a way, cats are like women: analytical and intuitive.
 
Therefore cats are better.
 
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Retired_Engineer Active Indicator LED Icon 13
~ 8 years ago   Dec 16, '15 4:10pm  

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Dogs vs. Cats



DOG DIARY
8:00 AM - Dog food! My favorite thing!
9:30 AM - A car ride! My favorite thing!
9:40 AM - A walk in the park! My favorite thing!
10:30 AM - Got rubbed and petted! My favorite thing!
12:00 PM - Lunch! My favorite thing!
1:00 PM - Played in the yard! My favorite thing!
3:00 PM - Wagged my tail! My favorite thing!
5:00 PM - Milk bones! My favorite thing!
7:00 PM - Got to play ball! My favorite thing!
8:00 PM - Wow! Watched TV with the people! My favorite thing!
11:00 PM - Sleeping on the bed! My favorite thing!
CAT DIARY
Day 983 of my captivity!
My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre
little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while the
other inmates and I are fed hash or some sort of dry nuggets. Although I
make my contempt for the rations perfectly clear, I nevertheless must
eat something in order to keep up my strength. The only thing that keeps
me going is my dream of escape.
In an attempt to disgust them, I once again
vomit on the carpet. Today I decapitated a mouse and dropped its
headless body at their feet. I had hoped this would strike fear into
their hearts, since it clearly demonstrates what I am capable of.
However, they merely made condescending comments about what a 'good
little hunter' I am. The sick bastards!
There was some sort of assembly of their
accomplices tonight. I was placed in solitary confinement for the
duration of the event. However, I could hear the noises and smell the
food. I overheard that my confinement was due to the power of
'allergies'. I must learn what this means, and how to use it to my
advantage.
Today I was almost successful in an attempt
to assassinate one of my tormentors by weaving around his feet as he was
walking. I must try this again tomorrow - but at the top of the stairs.
I am convinced that the other prisoners here
are flunkies and snitches. The dog receives special privileges. He is
regularly released - and seems to be more than willing to return. He
obviously has issues.
 
@Mahm:   So in a way, Dogs are like Men (get right to the point, focus on pleasure and favorite things)Cats are like Women (drama, drama, drama)Emoticon
 
@Retired_Engineer:
 
Yes, In a way, dogs are like men: simple minded. And in a way, cats are like women: analytical and intuitive.
 
Therefore cats are better.
 
 
@Mahm:  Using logic is not fair!  Emoticon
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GoldenGirl Active Indicator LED Icon 15
~ 8 years ago   Dec 16, '15 4:29pm  
too funny !!  I have always had dogs and I really do LOVE them.. But I gotta say right now I have the most awesome cat..  He really does think he's a dog.. He is a great hunter, although I don't like his gifts.. lol  He come when called by his name.  He plays with the dogs actually rolling around on the floor with them...   Even my boys love my cat....  He is beautiful too...   Only advantage to a cat over a dog is when you go out of town you change the litter box, leave them food and water and they are good to go!!!... 4951
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GoldenGirl Active Indicator LED Icon 15
~ 8 years ago   Dec 16, '15 4:31pm  
Here is my cat Paul.
 
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FoFa Active Indicator LED Icon 17
~ 8 years ago   Dec 16, '15 4:31pm  
#dogvcat 4951
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FoFa Active Indicator LED Icon 17
~ 8 years ago   Dec 16, '15 4:36pm  
#dogvscat 4951
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~ 8 years ago   Dec 16, '15 4:36pm  
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GoldenGirl Active Indicator LED Icon 15
~ 8 years ago   Dec 16, '15 4:39pm  
Love this thread !!  lol   My cat is a Bit*h, but so am I so we get along...  lol 4951
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~ 8 years ago   Dec 16, '15 4:54pm  
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~ 8 years ago   Dec 16, '15 4:55pm  
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