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by: Ray Active Indicator LED Icon 17 OP 
~ 8 years ago   Nov 30, '15 4:16pm  
Men strike back!
 
How many men does it take to open a beer?
None. It should be opened when she brings it.
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Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?
Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you.
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Why do women have smaller feet than men?
It's one of those 'evolutionary things' that allows
them to stand closer to the kitchen sink.
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How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?
When she starts a sentence with 'A man once told me....'
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How do you fix a woman's watch?
You don't. There is a clock on the oven.
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If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first?
The dog, of course. He'll shut up once you let him in.
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Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sex drive by 90%.
It's called a Wedding Cake.
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Why do men die before their wives?
They want to.
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Women will never be equal to men
until they can walk down the street with a bald head
and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy. 4951
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donnatella Active Indicator LED Icon 13 Forum Moderator
~ 8 years ago   Nov 30, '15 4:18pm  
RAYMUSTBEBEATEN 4951
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allymansfield Active Indicator LED Icon 11
~ 8 years ago   Nov 30, '15 4:22pm  
That last one is so very true!! 4951
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Stealth83 Active Indicator LED Icon 16
~ 8 years ago   Nov 30, '15 4:25pm  
Removed By Request 4951
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Nurse3 Active Indicator LED Icon 10
~ 8 years ago   Nov 30, '15 4:32pm  
RAY,YOU ARE INSUCHTROUBLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 4951
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sweetie Active Indicator LED Icon 11 Forum Moderator
~ 8 years ago   Nov 30, '15 4:32pm  
RAYMUSTBEBEATEN
 
@donnatella:
 
I think hanging would be better! I've got the rope! 4951
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Ray Active Indicator LED Icon 17 OP 
~ 8 years ago   Nov 30, '15 5:01pm  
WHAT?????? 4951
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donnatella Active Indicator LED Icon 13 Forum Moderator
~ 8 years ago   Nov 30, '15 5:11pm  
If "Men strike back" then Men Sleep ALONE!(and all that that implies...)
 
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ProblemAgain Active Indicator LED Icon 10
~ 8 years ago   Nov 30, '15 5:24pm  

If "Men strike back" then Men Sleep ALONE!(and all that that implies...)
 
 
@donnatella: well, it is a widely held belief that a man's  future is in his own hands...
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~ 8 years ago   Nov 30, '15 5:25pm  

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If "Men strike back" then Men Sleep ALONE!(and all that that implies...)
 
 
@donnatella: well, it is a widely held belief that a man's  future is in his own hands...
 
@ProblemAgain: I thought it was behind every great man is a greater woman?
 
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~ 8 years ago   Nov 30, '15 5:27pm  

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If "Men strike back" then Men Sleep ALONE!(and all that that implies...)
 
 
@donnatella: well, it is a widely held belief that a man's  future is in his own hands...
 
@ProblemAgain: I thought it was behind every great man is a greater woman?
 
 
@BooBear: somehow that position seems all wrong....
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~ 8 years ago   Nov 30, '15 5:28pm  

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If "Men strike back" then Men Sleep ALONE!(and all that that implies...)
 
 
@donnatella: well, it is a widely held belief that a man's  future is in his own hands...
 
@ProblemAgain: I thought it was behind every great man is a greater woman?
 
 
@BooBear:  Only for those that can truly handle it.  The rest, left to their own devices, will be nothing more than posers, trying to wing it on their own, eventually failing miserably.
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~ 8 years ago   Nov 30, '15 5:29pm  

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If "Men strike back" then Men Sleep ALONE!(and all that that implies...)
 
 
@donnatella: well, it is a widely held belief that a man's  future is in his own hands...
 
@ProblemAgain: I thought it was behind every great man is a greater woman?
 

@BooBear: somehow that position seems all wrong....
 
@ProblemAgain: Figuratively speaking, of course.  It could be women on top, or in front, for the rest, if you prefer.
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If "Men strike back" then Men Sleep ALONE!(and all that that implies...)
 
 
@donnatella: well, it is a widely held belief that a man's  future is in his own hands...
 
@ProblemAgain: I thought it was behind every great man is a greater woman?
 

@BooBear: somehow that position seems all wrong....
 
@ProblemAgain: Figuratively speaking, of course.  It could be women on top, or in front, for the rest, if you prefer.
 
@donnatella: the mind boggles....
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FoFa Active Indicator LED Icon 17
~ 8 years ago   Nov 30, '15 6:30pm  
Why do women have legs?
So they can get from the bedroom to the kitchen! 4951
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FoFa Active Indicator LED Icon 17
~ 8 years ago   Nov 30, '15 6:32pm  
Why don't women know how to ski?
Because it doesn't snow between the kitchen and the bedroom. 4951
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