Police Say Man With No Hands and No Legs Is Armed and On the Run
"Authorities in Florida are searching for an armed quadruple amputee
who's reportedly been on the run since Tuesday, hoping to question him
about his involvement in a double murder."
To be sure, the headline is funny enough as it is, but the comment section is hilarious. For example:Lawlbringer: What's the point of chasing him? He's already been defeetedChibooms: I don't know. The police have said he is disarmed but still dangerous.Question_of_Fact: ... but the police did caution he's partially armed with a gun.VeeDeeisFree123wee: You really went out on a limb there ...Lawlbringer: I've got to hand it to you...Hollow_log: I used to be friends with this guy but he turned into such a dragDrTeethPHD: Authorities are stumped.Story here...
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