That is awesome. I would probably scream at first instinct, but die laughing. But... ya know, that fire-cracker scene in "Home Alone" might do the trick too. "Keep the change you filthy animal." 4951
One time at my old house, I came home from work and the neighbors were having a Halloween party. I put on a Freddy Kruger outfit and they put straw in my arms and I sat in a lawn chair for hours scaring the hell out of kids. One brat had the audacity to slap me to see if I was real or not. I didn't flinch a bit; but, I got him after he got his candy and was walking away. His dad fell to the ground laughing his butt off because his kid was crying. 4951