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That's not the speed limit mam

That's not the speed limit mam

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by: uneasyrider Active Indicator LED Icon 3 OP 
~ 8 years ago   Sep 3, '15 4:29pm  
An officer pulled over a little old lady for doing 22 mph in a 60 mph speed zone. The little old lady explained that she was doing the posted speed limit.  Trying hard to keep a straight face the officer explained that the sign she was reading is actually showing Hwy 22 not the speed limit. Noticing  the other ladies riding with her seemed upset the officer asked what was the problem to which the driver replied "we just came off of Hwy 110". 4951
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~ 8 years ago   Sep 3, '15 8:50pm  
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donnatella Active Indicator LED Icon 13 Forum Moderator
~ 8 years ago   Sep 3, '15 8:53pm  
An officer pulled over a little old lady for doing 22 mph in a 60 mph speed zone. The little old lady explained that she was doing the posted speed limit.  Trying hard to keep a straight face the officer explained that the sign she was reading is actually showing Hwy 22 not the speed limit. Noticing  the other ladies riding with her seemed upset the officer asked what was the problem to which the driver replied "we just came off of Hwy 110".
 
@uneasyrider: I like her...I like her a lot. Go Speed Racer, go Speed Racer, go Speed Racer, GOOOOOO!!!!!! 4951
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~ 8 years ago   Sep 3, '15 8:57pm  

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>> An officer pulled over a little old lady for doing 22 mph in a 60 mph speed zone. The little old lady explained that she was doing the posted speed limit.  Trying hard to keep a straight face the officer explained that the sign she was reading is actually showing Hwy 22 not the speed limit. Noticing  the other ladies riding with her seemed upset the officer asked what was the problem to which the driver replied "we just came off of Hwy 110".
 
@uneasyrider: I like her...I like her a lot. Go Speed Racer, go Speed Racer, go Speed Racer, GOOOOOO!!!!!!
 
@donnatella: Of course you like her ... I can remember a  few of your posts on driving .. LOL
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~ 8 years ago   Sep 3, '15 8:57pm  
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~ 8 years ago   Sep 3, '15 9:00pm  
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@uneasyrider: I like her...I like her a lot. Go Speed Racer, go Speed Racer, go Speed Racer, GOOOOOO!!!!!![quote-end-tag-mismatch]
 
@donnatella: Of course you like her ... I can remember a  few of your posts on driving .. LOL
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@uneasyrider: Ya been listening to @BooBear again. The woman drinks and SHE LIES! Emoticon
 
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~ 8 years ago   Sep 3, '15 9:08pm  
That could easily be my mother and her two sisters on the way to the casino...
 
She spent the better part of a recent afternoon trying desperately to convince us that it was, indeed, Legal to make a left turn after a complete stop at a Red light..... After arguing the point, I finally asked how she had arrived at this conclusion?
 
Momma said she had watched a cop do it..... I asked if the patrol car had lights and sirens going..... "Well, yes, but that is beside the point".... 4951
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~ 8 years ago   Sep 3, '15 9:16pm  
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~ 8 years ago   Sep 3, '15 9:16pm  
That could easily be my mother and her two sisters on the way to the casino...
 
She spent the better part of a recent afternoon trying desperately to convince us that it was, indeed, Legal to make a left turn after a complete stop at a Red light..... After arguing the point, I finally asked how she had arrived at this conclusion?
 
Momma said she had watched a cop do it..... I asked if the patrol car had lights and sirens going..... "Well, yes, but that is beside the point"....
 
@caroline7327:
It is legal to go left on red on a one way street...
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~ 8 years ago   Sep 3, '15 9:21pm  

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>> That could easily be my mother and her two sisters on the way to the casino...
 
She spent the better part of a recent afternoon trying desperately to convince us that it was, indeed, Legal to make a left turn after a complete stop at a Red light..... After arguing the point, I finally asked how she had arrived at this conclusion?
 
Momma said she had watched a cop do it..... I asked if the patrol car had lights and sirens going..... "Well, yes, but that is beside the point"....
 
@caroline7327:
It is legal to go left on red on a one way street...
 
@BooBear:!... this was at a major 4 lane intersection.... Oncoming had a green light 😠
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~ 8 years ago   Sep 3, '15 9:36pm  
lol funny 4951
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~ 8 years ago   Sep 3, '15 10:01pm  
Woman after my own heart... 4951
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~ 8 years ago   Sep 3, '15 10:04pm  
True story: my mother was visiting her younger sister in Natchez from Baton Rouge . 90 mile trip. It had been a fun day of partying and she was rather tired and buzzed....but she had always been a fabulous driver under influence .  She got about twenty minutes down the road and in a panic called my aunt to come get to her and follow her back to BR because her car was sounding like it was about to break down. " it's intermittently bumping, the car shakes and is making grinding sounds" she said. So sis and a fella come to her aid and start following her.  Now she is on the phone reporting everytime this bumping starts. She was veering just so slightly to the right and was hitting the grooves on the side of the line to wake up a driver. Sis drove her back home but she never lived this one down. Our family fondly refers to the grooves as Jemmy sues. Oops we hit a jimmy Sue.  4951
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~ 8 years ago   Sep 3, '15 10:45pm  
"the grooves on the side of the line" @cgm10sne1.... Drunk Bumps, dude....  
 
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