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>> Omg I was laughing so hard I was crying. Then I had to reread it to dh and cried again.
That poor man.
@beadweaver: When he got back from his walk this morning, I asked him if he made sure he waved his poop bag proudly while he walked the dogs. He said he didn't and just went a different way so he didn't have to see her again.I thought my dig's timing was impeccable. Had she not stopped my husband, the dog would not have pooped on her yard. I can be cranky in the morning but I would never tell my husband(who makes me breakfast everyday) that he made my food wrong.
@RogueHippEE:
Oh I would but I'd never attack a stranger like that.
no sense in making bad food.
When I met dh the poor man couldn't make toast. However I have eaten some not so great meals in 20 years. Their was a time when getting home meant homework for me. He was in charge. It was pb&j or cereal. I didn't care. He got tired and learned by watching and listening.
Now set the man in front of a grill and baby you be up for thirds and fourths. He just can't do it in the kitchen.
Breakfast is his because his is just better. He makes the best eggs I've ever had.
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