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My Husband took the pups for a walk(funny)

My Husband took the pups for a walk(funny)

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by: RogueHippEE Active Indicator LED Icon 8 OP 
~ 8 years ago   Aug 30, '15 7:53am  
As most of you know, my DH takes the dogs for a walk every morning. He takes a poop bag but puts it in his pocket b/c the 2 dogs can pull and it's just easier for the bag to be there.Yesterday, he was walking the dogs when a woman comes running out of her house.  She asked him where his bag was.  He replied, "In my pocket" then showed her the bag.  Right then, my boy pooped on her lawn.  DH picked it up with the bag and she told him she was going to go down there and inspect the place to make sure he actually got it.  At this point, her husband came out and asked what was going on.  The wife started screaming at him so he sent her inside.  He asked my DH what was going on and DH explained that she didn't see a poop bag b/c he keeps it in his pocket and that the boy decided while he was talking to the man's wife would be a great time to poop b/c the boy likes an audience.  DH also told him that his wife was going to inspect the are to make sure the poop was actually picked up.He husband stopped mine right there and said, "She actually told you she was going to inspect it?"  My Dh nodded his head.  The man apologized stating she hadn't had her coffee yet and he tried to make her breakfast but did it wrong.Some people.  At least it gave us a good chuckle. 4951
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Jpgurl Active Indicator LED Icon 18
~ 8 years ago   Aug 30, '15 8:22am  
Wow! I mean I'm not fond of dogs pooping in my yard either but seriously!! Oh well perhaps she's going through a bad time or something. Kind of feel bad for her husband "doing it wrong". Geez  4951
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~ 8 years ago   Aug 30, '15 8:22am  
As most of you know, my DH takes the dogs for a walk every morning. He takes a poop bag but puts it in his pocket b/c the 2 dogs can pull and it's just easier for the bag to be there.Yesterday, he was walking the dogs when a woman comes running out of her house.  She asked him where his bag was.  He replied, "In my pocket" then showed her the bag.  Right then, my boy pooped on her lawn.  DH picked it up with the bag and she told him she was going to go down there and inspect the place to make sure he actually got it.  At this point, her husband came out and asked what was going on.  The wife started screaming at him so he sent her inside.  He asked my DH what was going on and DH explained that she didn't see a poop bag b/c he keeps it in his pocket and that the boy decided while he was talking to the man's wife would be a great time to poop b/c the boy likes an audience.  DH also told him that his wife was going to inspect the are to make sure the poop was actually picked up.He husband stopped mine right there and said, "She actually told you she was going to inspect it?"  My Dh nodded his head.  The man apologized stating she hadn't had her coffee yet and he tried to make her breakfast but did it wrong.Some people.  At least it gave us a good chuckle.
 
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That poor man.....I feel sorry for him now. 4951
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~ 8 years ago   Aug 30, '15 8:24am  
Kind of feel bad for her husband "doing it wrong".
 
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What husband had not been there?
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~ 8 years ago   Aug 30, '15 8:27am  
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sweetie Active Indicator LED Icon 11 Forum Moderator
~ 8 years ago   Aug 30, '15 8:40am  
she needs her blue bell stat!!
 
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Poor guy! He has to live with her! 4951
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~ 8 years ago   Aug 30, '15 8:47am  
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~ 8 years ago   Aug 30, '15 9:06am  

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@mm4731: Poor guy! He has to live with her!
@sweetie: lack of blue bell is making people do crazy things. its the real reason for the baltimore riots
 
@mm4731: you know that's not even funny........
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~ 8 years ago   Aug 30, '15 9:23am  
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~ 8 years ago   Aug 30, '15 9:28am  

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@mm4731: Poor guy! He has to live with her!
@sweetie: lack of blue bell is making people do crazy things. its the real reason for the baltimore riots
@mm4731: you know that's not even funny........
@magnoliamam: *graphic language*
 
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Guess what!! Blue bell will be on shelves tomorrow! We will all be mellow !! Lol 4951
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~ 8 years ago   Aug 30, '15 10:05am  
As most of you know, my DH takes the dogs for a walk every morning. He takes a poop bag but puts it in his pocket b/c the 2 dogs can pull and it's just easier for the bag to be there.Yesterday, he was walking the dogs when a woman comes running out of her house.  She asked him where his bag was.  He replied, "In my pocket" then showed her the bag.  Right then, my boy pooped on her lawn.  DH picked it up with the bag and she told him she was going to go down there and inspect the place to make sure he actually got it.  At this point, her husband came out and asked what was going on.  The wife started screaming at him so he sent her inside.  He asked my DH what was going on and DH explained that she didn't see a poop bag b/c he keeps it in his pocket and that the boy decided while he was talking to the man's wife would be a great time to poop b/c the boy likes an audience.  DH also told him that his wife was going to inspect the are to make sure the poop was actually picked up.He husband stopped mine right there and said, "She actually told you she was going to inspect it?"  My Dh nodded his head.  The man apologized stating she hadn't had her coffee yet and he tried to make her breakfast but did it wrong.Some people.  At least it gave us a good chuckle.
 
@RogueHippEE:
Omg I was laughing so hard I was crying. Then I had to reread it to dh and cried again.
That poor man.
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RogueHippEE Active Indicator LED Icon 8 OP 
~ 8 years ago   Aug 30, '15 10:10am  
Omg I was laughing so hard I was crying. Then I had to reread it to dh and cried again.
That poor man.
 
@beadweaver: When he got back from his walk this morning, I asked him if he made sure he waved his poop bag proudly while he walked the dogs.  He said he didn't and just went a different way so he didn't have to see her again.I thought my dig's timing was impeccable.  Had she not stopped my husband, the dog would not have pooped on her yard.  I can be cranky in the morning but I would never tell my husband(who makes me breakfast everyday) that he made my food wrong.
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~ 8 years ago   Aug 30, '15 12:35pm  

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That poor man.
 
@beadweaver: When he got back from his walk this morning, I asked him if he made sure he waved his poop bag proudly while he walked the dogs.  He said he didn't and just went a different way so he didn't have to see her again.I thought my dig's timing was impeccable.  Had she not stopped my husband, the dog would not have pooped on her yard.  I can be cranky in the morning but I would never tell my husband(who makes me breakfast everyday) that he made my food wrong.
 
@RogueHippEE:
Oh I would but I'd never attack a stranger like that.
no sense in making bad food.
When I met dh the poor man couldn't make toast. However I have eaten some not so great meals in 20 years. Their was a time when getting home meant homework for me. He was in charge. It was pb&j or cereal. I didn't care. He got tired and learned by watching and listening.
Now set the man in front of a grill and baby you be up for thirds and fourths. He just can't do it in the kitchen.
Breakfast is his because his is just better. He makes the best eggs I've ever had.
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