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by: WskyTngoFxtrt Active Indicator LED Icon 10 OP 
~ 8 years ago   Aug 18, '15 11:54am  
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BooBear Active Indicator LED Icon 16
~ 8 years ago   Aug 18, '15 12:19pm  
You are almost 30 years older....perv. 4951
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WskyTngoFxtrt Active Indicator LED Icon 10 OP 
~ 8 years ago   Aug 18, '15 12:25pm  
You are almost 30 years older....perv.
@BooBear: That's not my phone. Like I'd have 3G?!  Really??? 4951
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Retired_Engineer Active Indicator LED Icon 13
~ 8 years ago   Aug 18, '15 12:29pm  
You are almost 30 years older....perv.
 
@BooBear:   Us older perverts can dream!  Emoticon
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donnatella Active Indicator LED Icon 13 Forum Moderator
~ 8 years ago   Aug 18, '15 12:32pm  

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>> You are almost 30 years older....perv.
 
@BooBear:   Us older perverts can dream!  Emoticon
 
@Retired_Engineer:  With a 19 year old?  What in the world would she know about sex.  She's used to young college boys who know nothing about great sex.  I bet she doesn't know thing one about giving a good lollipop/popsicle experience.  Emoticon Got a box game credit for this one too.  Emoticon
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~ 8 years ago   Aug 18, '15 12:45pm  

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@BooBear:   Us older perverts can dream!  Emoticon
 
@Retired_Engineer:  With a 19 year old?  What in the world would she know about sex.  She's used to young college boys who know nothing about great sex.  I bet she doesn't know thing one about giving a good lollipop/popsicle experience.  Emoticon Got a box game credit for this one too.  Emoticon
 
@donnatella:  True, but just think of the things I could teach her!
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donnatella Active Indicator LED Icon 13 Forum Moderator
~ 8 years ago   Aug 18, '15 1:01pm  

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@BooBear:   Us older perverts can dream!  Emoticon
 
@Retired_Engineer:  With a 19 year old?  What in the world would she know about sex.  She's used to young college boys who know nothing about great sex.  I bet she doesn't know thing one about giving a good lollipop/popsicle experience.  Emoticon Got a box game credit for this one too.  Emoticon
 
@donnatella:  True, but just think of the things I could teach her!
 
@Retired_Engineer:  Hell to the N-O!  Trained a few in college.  Thanks but no thanks...no interest in doing that again. Young hunky ones make for good eye candy, but the older seasoned ones have "things" perfected to a fine art.  If I were looking again, 45 would be the youngest I would consider.
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ProblemAgain Active Indicator LED Icon 10
~ 8 years ago   Aug 18, '15 1:05pm  
perky and clueless doesn't make up for experience, comfort and skills 4951
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BooBear Active Indicator LED Icon 16
~ 8 years ago   Aug 18, '15 1:08pm  
perky and clueless doesn't make up for experience, comfort and skills
 
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It does help bridge the gap though.. 4951
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~ 8 years ago   Aug 18, '15 1:13pm  

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@BooBear:   Us older perverts can dream!  Emoticon
 
@Retired_Engineer:  With a 19 year old?  What in the world would she know about sex.  She's used to young college boys who know nothing about great sex.  I bet she doesn't know thing one about giving a good lollipop/popsicle experience.  Emoticon Got a box game credit for this one too.  Emoticon
 
@donnatella:  True, but just think of the things I could teach her!
 
@Retired_Engineer:  Hell to the N-O!  Trained a few in college.  Thanks but no thanks...no interest in doing that again. Young hunky ones make for good eye candy, but the older seasoned ones have "things" perfected to a fine art.  If I were looking again, 45 would be the youngest I would consider.
 
@donnatella:  Have I mentioned that I'm about to turn 60?  Emoticon
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beadweaver Active Indicator LED Icon 8
~ 8 years ago   Aug 18, '15 1:20pm  
The only young pup I want to train has four paws. The rest is eye candy.
 
When I was younger my pick up line went like this..
 
Girls night out.... see hot guy..... go to ladies room passed the hot guy.
 
As I passed I say married involved seeing anyone? And continue walking to the ladies room.
Usually they stopped me on the way back and ask what did you say?
Married involved or seeing anyone? I'm neutral and believe how ya find them is how you loose them.
If they were interested I asked for three references.
I always told them my name was Sierra Butafuko.
 
One night after a guy left our table my room a asked why I lied about my name? So no freak tries to find me. This person doesn't exist, therefore unless he follows me he'll never find me. We never ever went straight home. 4951
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ProblemAgain Active Indicator LED Icon 10
~ 8 years ago   Aug 18, '15 1:45pm  
gadsssssssssss you people are sooooooooooooooo devious......but bubba knows
 
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RogueHippEE Active Indicator LED Icon 8
~ 8 years ago   Aug 18, '15 1:47pm  
The only person I seriously dated that was younger than me or my age was my ex...go figure. 4951
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donnatella Active Indicator LED Icon 13 Forum Moderator
~ 8 years ago   Aug 18, '15 1:55pm  
The only young pup I want to train has four paws. The rest is eye candy.
 
When I was younger my pick up line went like this..
 
Girls night out.... see hot guy..... go to ladies room passed the hot guy.
 
As I passed I say married involved seeing anyone? And continue walking to the ladies room.
Usually they stopped me on the way back and ask what did you say?
Married involved or seeing anyone? I'm neutral and believe how ya find them is how you loose them.
If they were interested I asked for three references.
I always told them my name was Sierra Butafuko.
 
One night after a guy left our table my room a asked why I lied about my name? So no freak tries to find me. This person doesn't exist, therefore unless he follows me he'll never find me. We never ever went straight home.
 
@beadweaver:  I like you more and more every day.  My bar name was always Cheyenne, until Joanna Garcia played a dippy blonde goof without the sense to come in out of the rain on REBA.  I still use a fake name when I just don't want to be bothered. 
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RogueHippEE Active Indicator LED Icon 8
~ 8 years ago   Aug 18, '15 1:56pm  
 
@WskyTngoFxtrt: My eyes went directly to the melon. 
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~ 8 years ago   Aug 18, '15 1:58pm  

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@WskyTngoFxtrt: My eyes went directly to the melon. 
 
@RogueHippEE:
 
I can't see them. 4951
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