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by: BBQguy Active Indicator LED Icon 9 OP 
~ 8 years ago   Aug 15, '15 11:10pm  
Upon hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Katie went straight to her grandparent's house to visit her 95 year-old grandmother and comfort her. When she asked how her grandfather had died, her grandmother replied, "He had a heart attack while we were making love on Sunday morning." Horrified, Katie told her grandmother that 2 people nearly 100 years old having sex would surely be asking for trouble. "Oh no, my dear," replied granny. "Many years ago, realizing our advanced age, we figured out the best time to do it was when the church bells would start to ring. It was just the right rhythm. Nice and slow and even. Nothing too strenuous, simply in on the Ding and out on the Dong." She paused to wipe away a tear, and continued, "He'd still be alive if the ice cream truck hadn't come along."Emoticon 4951
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friday1 Active Indicator LED Icon 9
~ 8 years ago   Aug 15, '15 11:23pm  

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donnatella Active Indicator LED Icon 13 Forum Moderator
~ 8 years ago   Aug 15, '15 11:23pm  
Emoticon Naughty Granny! Get it girl!!!!!! 4951
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Retired_Engineer Active Indicator LED Icon 13
~ 8 years ago   Aug 15, '15 11:33pm  
That's how I want to go! 4951
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~ 8 years ago   Aug 16, '15 12:35am  
That's how I want to go!
 
@Retired_Engineer: or possibly shortness of breath....


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~ 8 years ago   Aug 16, '15 12:10pm  

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>> That's how I want to go!
 
@Retired_Engineer: or possibly shortness of breath....


 
@ProblemAgain:  I think I've found my theme song!
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~ 8 years ago   Aug 16, '15 12:23pm  
That's how I want to go!
 
@Retired_Engineer:
 
Way to traumatized the wife...although it will make it easier for her to move on...the men at your funeral will wonder what she has to kill a man. You will be replaced in short order! 4951
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~ 8 years ago   Aug 16, '15 12:49pm  

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>> That's how I want to go!
 
@Retired_Engineer:
 
Way to traumatized the wife...although it will make it easier for her to move on...the men at your funeral will wonder what she has to kill a man. You will be replaced in short order!
 
@BooBear: She's out in the garage ripping the bell off the bike.
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