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by: eandrews87 Active Indicator LED Icon  OP 
~ 8 years ago   Jul 7, '15 3:02pm  
Play time - Little Johnny JokesLittle Johnny runs into his house and asks, "Mommy, can little girls have babies?""No," says his mom, "Of course not."Little Johnny runs back outside, and his mom hears him yell to his friend, "It's OK, we can keep playing!" 4951
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~ 8 years ago   Jul 7, '15 3:04pm  
@goldengirl was on the hilly streets of San Francisco when she saw a baby carriage rolling fast towards a busy intersection with the mother screaming, chasing the carriage. And goldengirl laughed and laughed, because she knew there was a stop sign at the bottom of that hill!  4951
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~ 8 years ago   Jul 7, '15 3:05pm  
@topcat was at the movies with her boyfriend. He put his hand up her skirt. And topcat laughed and laughed, because she knew her money was in her shoe.  4951
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~ 8 years ago   Jul 7, '15 3:06pm  
@boobear was playing on the swings one day, swinging higher and higher. Her mother came out and said, "boobear, don't you swing too high, the boys will see your underwear." And boobear laughed and laughed, because she knew she wasn't wearing any underwear.  4951
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~ 8 years ago   Jul 7, '15 3:09pm  
@bbqguy was sitting in class doing math problems when his teacher picked him to answer a question, "bbqguy, if there were five birds sitting on a fence and you shot one with your gun, how many would be left?" "None," replied bbqguy, "cause the rest would fly away." "Well, the answer is four," said the teacher, "but I like the way you're thinking." bbqguy says, "I have a question for you. If there were three women eating ice cream cones in a shop, one was licking her cone, the second was biting her cone and the third was sucking her cone, which one is married?" "Well," said the teacher nervously, "I guess the one sucking the cone." "No," said bbqguy, "the one with the wedding ring on her finger, but I like the way you're thinking." 4951
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~ 8 years ago   Jul 7, '15 3:10pm  
A new teacher tries to make use of her psychology courses. The first day of class, she starts by saying, "Everyone who thinks they're stupid, stand up!"After a few seconds, Little Johnny stands up. The teacher asks, "Do you think you're stupid, Johnny?""No, ma'am, but I hate to see you standing there all by yourself." 4951
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~ 8 years ago   Jul 7, '15 3:14pm  
A teacher was teaching her second grade class about the government, so for homework that one day, she told her her students to ask their parents what the government is. When @Ray got home that day, he went up to his dad and ask his what the government was. His dad thought for a while and answered, "Look at it this way: I'm the president, your mom is Congress, your maid is the work force, you are the people and your baby brother is the future." "I still don't get it" responded Ray. "Why don't you sleep on it then? Maybe you'll understand it better," said the dad. "Okay then...good night" said Ray and went off to bed.  In the middle of the night, Ray was awakened by his baby brother's crying.  He went to his baby brother's crib and found that his baby brother had taken a crap in his diaper.  So Ray went to his parent's room to get help.  When he got to his parent's bedroom, he looked through the keyhole to check if his parents were asleep.  Through the keyhole he saw his mom loudly snoring, but his dad wasn't there.  So he went to the maid's room.  When he looked through the maid's room keyhole, he saw his dad having sex with his maid.  Ray was surprised, but then he just realized something and thinks aloud,  "OH!! Now I understand the government! The President is screwing the work force, Congress is fast asleep, nobody cares about the people, and the future is full of crap!" 4951
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~ 8 years ago   Jul 7, '15 3:18pm  
@Herron1345 was walking through the forest, and a squirrel ran up her skirt.And Herron1345 laughed and laughed, because she knew there weren't any nuts up there. 4951
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