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How to be a MORON and fall off your bike

How to be a MORON and fall off your bike

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by: Ray Active Indicator LED Icon 17 OP 
~ 8 years ago   Jun 3, '15 10:46am  
Sooooo there I wuz............cycling down the greenbelt from Fosters Mill to the lake...Did not realize how far up the walkways that lake had come. It even went over several of the wooden walk bridges. Lots of muddy areas and debris all over the place.Down by the lake area lots of big logs and plastic containers and CRAP all over the place. I went to go around a big log blocking the path, was going very slow, got into a mud hole and went sideways tumbled end over end, looked like a hog covered in mud and decaying veggie matter. At least no one saw my dumn ***. So I got myself and the bike up, we slid about 10 feet sideways on slick as greased owlshit mud...........and just came home. Hosed off myself and the bike. BIke is ok, I got a couple of elbow and new scrapes that were bleeding that you would normally see on a 10 year old. I hate it when **** like this happens. On the bright side, I don't think it was a foreseeable or preventable situation. I thought I was going into a solid area, not a foot thick of mucky goo...It looked dry on the top which upon further examination was just a thin crust of dryed mud and grass.....below that is was about a foot thick of wet mush....My index meter for today shows average.....  4951
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mm4731 Active Indicator LED Icon 13
~ 8 years ago   Jun 3, '15 10:48am  
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friday1 Active Indicator LED Icon 9
~ 8 years ago   Jun 3, '15 10:49am  
I'll trade you a bike for your pickemup. 4951
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thetarget9 Active Indicator LED Icon 4
~ 8 years ago   Jun 3, '15 10:49am  
Next time wear a GoPro so we can all see it go down! Emoticon 4951
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Ray Active Indicator LED Icon 17 OP 
~ 8 years ago   Jun 3, '15 10:52am  
Don't you ride a tricycle?
 
@mm4731: Hence the MORON meter...... trike went end over end as I slid sideways toward the slew. I was moving sideways till I got to a hard spot 10 foot down and then it flipped. Its pretty damn hard to flip a trike even trying to....But looks like my MORON index kicked in  and I figgered out a way to do it. You cant make up something this friggin stupid. Still mad about it. I took a shower, a couple aspirins, Momma patched up my boo-boo's. I might even go grab me a Becks... Grrrrrr.
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Ray Active Indicator LED Icon 17 OP 
~ 8 years ago   Jun 3, '15 10:55am  
this is my exact trike. Do you know how virtually impossible it is to fall off this damn thing much less flip it??? 4951
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MarT Active Indicator LED Icon 9
~ 8 years ago   Jun 3, '15 10:55am  
That's a bummer, glad you didn't get any serious injuries. I thought this was going to be about John Kerry. 4951
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Retired_Engineer Active Indicator LED Icon 13
~ 8 years ago   Jun 3, '15 10:58am  
That's a bummer, glad you didn't get any serious injuries. I thought this was going to be about John Kerry.
 
@MarT:   He was a moron long before he broke his leg riding a bike!
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~ 8 years ago   Jun 3, '15 11:04am  

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>> Don't you ride a tricycle?
 
@mm4731: Hence the MORON meter...... trike went end over end as I slid sideways toward the slew. I was moving sideways till I got to a hard spot 10 foot down and then it flipped. Its pretty damn hard to flip a trike even trying to....But looks like my MORON index kicked in  and I figgered out a way to do it. You cant make up something this friggin stupid. Still mad about it. I took a shower, a couple aspirins, Momma patched up my boo-boo's. I might even go grab me a Becks... Grrrrrr.
 
@Ray:   You didn't mention the important thing..... how is the trike?  I'm glad you came out relatively unscathed!
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Ray Active Indicator LED Icon 17 OP 
~ 8 years ago   Jun 3, '15 11:07am  
Ha! Trike is fine! I gave her the first bath and it looks as good as new. It was mud covered 4951
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~ 8 years ago   Jun 3, '15 11:39am  
@Ray:  Even if you didn't have a video of the tumble, photos of the immediate after-effects would have been great!  @FoFa showed us pics after he did a face-plant a year or so ago. 4951
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~ 8 years ago   Jun 3, '15 1:38pm  
Does John on the meter stand for John Kerry? 4951
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~ 8 years ago   Jun 3, '15 1:54pm  
 
At least no one saw my dumn ***.
 
 
 
 
@Ray: LOL! 4951
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~ 8 years ago   Jun 3, '15 2:28pm  
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~ 8 years ago   Jun 3, '15 2:31pm  
Aww I'm sorry- I'm glad you AND the bike are ok. Thanks for the warning- I won't be going down that way any time soon!!! 4951
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~ 8 years ago   Jun 3, '15 3:53pm  
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