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by: BBQguy Active Indicator LED Icon 9 OP 
~ 8 years ago   May 30, '15 10:19pm  
It's been raining forever it seems,Or for as long as I can recall.We're flooded here at the end of May,And it started last Fall.I'm tired of the soggy yard,With weeds and tons of bugs.The Dachshunds won't pee outside,So we're going through lots of rugs.I'm scared to drive my van down Hamblen,Because that big boy doesn't float.If we get another inch or two,I may have to trade it for a boat.And as if the rain water wasn't enough,They're releasing more from Lake Conroe.This may cause them to change the name,From Park-n-Ride to Park-n-Row. There's people fishing from the streets, And kids swimming in the ditches.The mosquitos have grown so big,You have to shoot them sonsa*****. But alas, there is some good news,Even in these troubled times.They've found a use for Kingwood Parc,And it will now be home to Carnival Cruise Lines.  4951
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BooBear Active Indicator LED Icon 16
~ 8 years ago   May 30, '15 11:02pm  
Wow. You need to get out.... 4951
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BBQguy Active Indicator LED Icon 9 OP 
~ 8 years ago   May 30, '15 11:17pm  
Wow. You need to get out....
 
@BooBear: I just finished the busiest 10 days ever...I've been out enough for awhile. I'm gonna slip into a coma type sleep until Tuesday or so. Emoticon  
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~ 8 years ago   May 31, '15 5:57am  
Best thread I heard about Kingwood made me laugh out loud an now my ribs hurt 4951
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~ 8 years ago   May 31, '15 7:15am  
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BBQguy Active Indicator LED Icon 9 OP 
~ 8 years ago   May 31, '15 9:44am  
Emoticon   Love it!
 
@SandyKnee: I'm gonna ask @shodan66 if he can put this to music for me. Emoticon  4951
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shodan66 Active Indicator LED Icon 15
~ 8 years ago   May 31, '15 5:28pm  

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>> Emoticon   Love it!
 
@SandyKnee: I'm gonna ask @shodan66 if he can put this to music for me. Emoticon 
 
@BBQguy: This will absolutely happen...
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BBQguy Active Indicator LED Icon 9 OP 
~ 8 years ago   May 31, '15 5:39pm  
[quote-tag-mismatch]I'm gonna ask @shodan66 if he can put this to music for me. Emoticon [quote-end-tag-mismatch]
 
@BBQguy: This will absolutely happen...
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@shodan66:
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shodan66 Active Indicator LED Icon 15
~ 8 years ago   Jun 2, '15 1:16pm  
@BBQguy:This is how it sounded in my head.  I hope you don't mind, but I took the liberty of adding a bit of a chorus to provide sort of an anchor for your lyrics to build around.  If you prefer, I can easily pull that out and repost.  No offense intended and none taken.

Added chorus:damn this raindamn this soakthe flood gates openedthe damn just brokethe water's risin'it's at the doormy soul like this groundjust can't take any more 4951
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thegoodwife Active Indicator LED Icon 10
~ 8 years ago   Jun 2, '15 1:46pm  
That was great... You do have talent! Emoticon 4951
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BBQguy Active Indicator LED Icon 9 OP 
~ 8 years ago   Jun 2, '15 2:31pm  
This is how it sounded in my head.
 
@shodan66: Dude!!! That's great! I really thought you were joking. Emoticon And you should change it however you see fit...You're the pro here. I just wrote it down in 2 minutes, because I thought it was funny. I love the chorus, by the way! Emoticon 
P.S. This is awesome! Emoticon P.P.S. Did I mention this was awesome? Emoticon  4951
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shodan66 Active Indicator LED Icon 15
~ 8 years ago   Jun 2, '15 2:51pm  
@thegoodwife,  thank you very much, ma'am.@BBQguy, I'm far from being a pro but I do have fun doing this sort of thing.Shameless plug...if anyone is headed toward Conroe on Friday night I'll be at Hacienda mis Padres on 105 west of town headed toward the lake from 6-10.  ;-) 4951
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~ 8 years ago   Jun 2, '15 2:54pm  
@shoddan66Dude...  That was straight up AMAZE-BALLS!      I am honestly in awe of your talents, my friend....P.S.- Did I mention how righteously AMAZE-BALLS that was....  P.S.# 2 -  I am really, really, impressed shoddan, dude...  I mean, I am somewhat floored, and was taken by such pleasant, just raw, blessed talent.... I can't even look at you right now... I'm pretty certain that you took on the shape of a Unicorn...  That was just bad-as$! 4951
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BBQguy Active Indicator LED Icon 9 OP 
~ 8 years ago   Jun 2, '15 3:13pm  
, I'm far from being a pro but I do have fun doing this sort of thing.
 
@shodan66: You're a pro in my book..This made my week!! Emoticon Thanks again! 
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JeepHair Active Indicator LED Icon 1
~ 8 years ago   Jun 2, '15 3:19pm  
That was awesome! 4951
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BBQguy Active Indicator LED Icon 9 OP 
~ 8 years ago   Jun 2, '15 3:53pm  
I'd also like to point out that it hasn't rained since I posted this. It's magical...Like a reverse rain dance. Emoticon  4951
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