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by: FoFa Active Indicator LED Icon 17 OP 
~ 8 years ago   May 19, '15 2:38pm  
I saw that @ray better half posted this on FB this morning, since Ray would not share, I figured I would.Ray and I are getting into bed for the night and I turn my bedside lamp on for reading:Ray: Is that lamp a poorly thought out prank ... or .... ?Me: I was going to read before bed. You should too! We can both read by our lamps. I think it's something old people did in the 50s before Netflix.Ray: No way, I'm exhausted. I'll wear a mask..... please don't use my arm as a book rest.Me: Please? Reading on my back isn't comfortable anymore and reading on my side is awkward.Ray: Okay, fine. ::drifts off into heavy breathing::Me: Laughs ::shakes bed:: Laughs ::shakes bed::Ray: Nope. This isn't happening.Me: Sorry, this part in the book is hilarious, it took me by surprise. Laughs ::shakes bed:: Laughs ::shakes bed::Ray: It can't be that funny.Me: No, you're right. Trying to not laugh is actually funnier. Laughs ::shakes bed:: Laughs ::shakes bed::Ray: Okay, you better now?Me: Yep. Better. Nope. Sorry. Still laughing.Ray: About what?Me: You can't be so serious about me not laughing - it's making me laugh harder.Ray: So you want me to be happy and smile like THIS?! And fake laugh like THIS?! HA HA HA HA HAAAA!Me: Yep, that was dumb and annoying. Totally killed it, laugh ruined.Ray: Good.Me: Good.Ray: What do you mean, that was dumb? You didn't think that was funny? Am I not funny?Me: Is that a trick question? Ray: No really, you think I'm funny, right?Me: Of course. Ray: Is what I just did to you like when you corner me and ask if I can tell if you've gained weight?Me: Lie to survive the moment? Yes.Ray: Okay. WAIT! I'm really not funny?Me: WAIT! You can tell I've gained weight?Ray: No.Me: No what?Ray: Can tell what?Me: What?Ray: You think I'm not funny? Me: No. I mean, yes! Stay on the point! You think I'm fat?Ray: No! This is ridiculous, I'm going to bed.Me: Fine.Ray: Fine.Me: Laughs ::shakes bed:: Laughs ::shakes bed::Ray: A-Ha! I thought I ruined the funny with my "stupid" joke? Me: No, the book. Sorry. It's hilarious. 4951
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~ 8 years ago   May 19, '15 3:01pm  
I hate it when I'm ready to go to sleep and my wife wants to continue watching TV.  The light bothers me so I can't get to sleep.  Now, when she asks me if I mind if she continues watching TV (which she knows I DO), I tell her that it's not a problem.  I'll just clip my toenails and then snack on some crackers with raw onion and raw garlic in bed. 4951
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~ 8 years ago   May 19, '15 9:23pm  
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