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by: Ray Active Indicator LED Icon 17 OP 
~ 8 years ago   May 17, '15 7:45am  
A married couple in Florida, Tito and Amanda Watts, were arrested a few days ago for selling “golden tickets to heaven” to hundreds of people. They sold the tickets on the street for $99.99 per ticket, told buyers the tickets were made from solid gold, and that each ticket reserved the buyer a spot in heaven — simply present the ticket at the pearly gates and you’re in.Tito Watts said in his police statement: "I don’t care what the police say. The tickets are solid gold… And it was Jesus who give them to me behind the KFC and said to sell them so I could get me some money to go to outer space. I met an alien named Stevie who said if I got the cash together he’d take me and my wife on his flying saucer to his planet that’s made entirely of drugs. You should arrest Jesus because he’s the one that gave me the golden tickets and said to sell them. I’m willing to wear a wire and set Jesus up...."Amanda Watts said in her police statement:" "We just wanted to leave earth and go to space and do drugs. I didn’t do nothing. Tito sold the golden tickets to heaven. I just watched."Police said they confiscated over $10,000 in cash, drug paraphernalia, and a baby alligator. 4951
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mm4731 Active Indicator LED Icon 13
~ 8 years ago   May 17, '15 7:50am  
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donnatella Active Indicator LED Icon 13 Forum Moderator
~ 8 years ago   May 17, '15 7:56am  
Charming! 4951
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ET Active Indicator LED Icon 17
~ 8 years ago   May 17, '15 8:01am  
Don't the police have better things to do than hassle a small businessman? 4951
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thegoodwife Active Indicator LED Icon 10
~ 8 years ago   May 17, '15 8:04am  
I thought they both were men!  Emoticon 4951
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donnatella Active Indicator LED Icon 13 Forum Moderator
~ 8 years ago   May 17, '15 8:05am  
I thought they both were men!� Emoticon
 
@thegoodwife: Now that was cold blooded. Emoticon
 
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friday1 Active Indicator LED Icon 9
~ 8 years ago   May 17, '15 8:26am  
Same principle as a TV preacher saying God will give you more money if you give him money. 4951
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FoFa Active Indicator LED Icon 17
~ 8 years ago   May 17, '15 8:28am  
Police said they confiscated over $10,000 in cash, drug paraphernalia, and a baby alligator.
 
@Ray:
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Nurse3 Active Indicator LED Icon 10
~ 8 years ago   May 17, '15 9:07am  
Wow, just wow! 4951
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SumBeach Active Indicator LED Icon 2
~ 8 years ago   May 17, '15 9:24am  
I am in Heaven at the end of every day when hubby, our daughter and myself are all home safe. 4951
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caroline7327 Active Indicator LED Icon 1
~ 8 years ago   May 17, '15 9:54am  
I think they got Jesus and Willy Wonka confused in their haze.... 4951
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Burnsway Active Indicator LED Icon 13
~ 8 years ago   May 17, '15 10:52am  
Maybe a guy with long hair named Jesus did give him the tickets....... Emoticon 4951
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topcat Active Indicator LED Icon 12
~ 8 years ago   May 17, '15 11:14am  
People actually paid them! Time to start up that magic bean business I've been dreaming of. I can advertise on KDCEmoticon 4951
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donnatella Active Indicator LED Icon 13 Forum Moderator
~ 8 years ago   May 17, '15 11:20am  
People actually paid them! Time to start up that magic bean business I've been dreaming of. I can advertise on KDCEmoticon
 
@topcat: People blindly get caught up in the charlatans on TV and send in their last dime, thinking, foolishly, they are doing a good thing. Giving to your own church or a specific mission or cause is a completely different situation, but to blindly hand over your money to a con is just sad. I wish people were smarter than that with their trust and their hard earned money. 4951
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Burnsway Active Indicator LED Icon 13
~ 8 years ago   May 17, '15 11:44am  
To bad We don't carry an oil with the promise of heaven, I may make more money if we did... lol 4951
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Grimmie Active Indicator LED Icon 3
~ 8 years ago   May 17, '15 12:07pm  
Maybe the baby alligator was Jesus 4951
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