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~ 8 years ago   May 8, '15 9:02pm  
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Burnsway Active Indicator LED Icon 13
~ 8 years ago   May 8, '15 9:06pm  
YAY YOU!!!!    LOL 4951
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yankeejessica Active Indicator LED Icon 12
~ 8 years ago   May 8, '15 9:15pm  
A squatty potty
 
 
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Da faq is that old man? 4951
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~ 8 years ago   May 8, '15 9:16pm  

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Da faq is that old man?
 
@yankeejessica: It's for short people whose feet dangle when they're on the crapper. Emoticon 
Oh, and HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!! 4951
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~ 8 years ago   May 8, '15 9:18pm  
@mm4731A.) Is that a foot stool for the crapper, dude?  ....If so, AWESOME!B.) Is it really your birthday?  ....If so, even more AWESOME! ~ HAPPY BIRTHDAY ~
 
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mm4731 Active Indicator LED Icon 13 OP 
~ 8 years ago   May 8, '15 9:20pm  
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~ 8 years ago   May 8, '15 9:21pm  

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Da faq is that old man?
 
@yankeejessica: I was too scared to ask.....LOL
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~ 8 years ago   May 8, '15 9:24pm  
I'm not telling you happy birthday because you didn't tell me it was. 4951
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~ 8 years ago   May 8, '15 9:52pm  
@mm4731:  You'll have to video it (and POST it) in use so we can get a better idea how it works! 4951
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mm4731 Active Indicator LED Icon 13 OP 
~ 8 years ago   May 8, '15 9:53pm  
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Burnsway Active Indicator LED Icon 13
~ 8 years ago   May 8, '15 10:06pm  
@mm4731:  You'll have to video it (and POST it) in use so we can get a better idea how it works!
 
@Retired_Engineer: don't encourage him please...LOL
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~ 8 years ago   May 8, '15 11:29pm  
A hilariously awesome review of the product:
 
This changes everything. Well, okay... just pooping.
By Mark Jaquith - November 6, 2013
Amazon Verified Purchase
I gingerly climbed on top of the plastic contraption now ringing my porcelain throne. It soon became apparent that I couldn't keep my britches at my ankles as I normally did. No, they had to go entirely, along with my underthings. And if there is anything more ridiculous on this planet than the sight of a human man wearing a t-shirt and nothing else, I have yet to experience it. So in the interest of saving myself this unfortunate view, I doffed the shirt as well. Now entirely naked, I again attempted to step onto the device. I was unsure, but it seemed to hold. I settled down to the seat, with only the extremities of my posterior touching. My knees were up at my chest. This, plus my complete nakedness, felt very primal. It felt third-world and adventurous. It felt... RIGHT. I concentrated on the task at hand. I had felt a slight urge to go, and had been eager to try out the new purchase. I had been intrigued by the promise that my business would henceforth require substantially less effort on my part, because of the wild beast�man position it forced upon me. But I was still skeptical. It sounded too good to be true. Surely the difference couldn't be that dras� HOLY HELL I'M POOPING.
 
Well, let me clarify. It wasn�t so much that I was dropping a deuce. Oh, it was being dropped; that much was undeniable. But I couldn't really claim agency on said descent. Gravity was doing the work. I was merely the meaty husk from which it made its hasty escape. Used to more of a segmented approach to waste disposal, I was quite surprised that the creature making its egress from my nethers had more the appearance of a python. Smooth, and consistent in width, it coiled luxuriously in a pool of toilet water that is (or at least was) cleaner than the water that most of the people on this planet drink. As it continued to coil, my emotional state flowed from one of surprise, to horror, to amazement, and then again to horror as the snake coiled higher and higher, like soft serve ice cream at an all-you-can-eat Chinese buffet. It was now surfacing above the water line. But still, the snake showed no signs that it was anywhere near finished with its journey. In a panic, I pawed at the flusher. The poor toilet strained, but eventually sent things on their way. But I wasn�t done yet. As the toilet flushed the waste away, more came to replace it. As the flush subsided, the coil started anew. And then I was done. I tried to catch my breath as the toilet flushed a second time. I felt my liver shift and expand, unsure what to do with all the extra space now afforded to it. I cleaned up and stood, almost dizzy after the affair. �Wow. A+++�, I thought to myself. �Would poop again.�
 
�Very well,� my bowels seemed to answer, �let�s have another go!�
 
�Surely you�re joking�, I thought, scrambling to once again work myself into proper Tarzanic stance. There couldn�t possibly be anything left inside of me. I genuinely began to worry that what would come out next might be some vital organ, brought to a freedom-seeking frenzy by all the commotion. But no, it was yet another perfectly formed tube of human excrement. I sat, mouth agape, as number two (round two) breached the water line and came to a graceful finish, leaving an improbable conical shape below me. As I flushed the toilet for the third time in what had astoundingly only been about 70 seconds I wondered if life would ever be the same again. 4951
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taramay Active Indicator LED Icon 14
~ 8 years ago   May 9, '15 12:25am  
I was explaining the benefit of this to my husband and my mom tonight! 4951
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~ 8 years ago   May 9, '15 6:16am  

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>> @mm4731:  You'll have to video it (and POST it) in use so we can get a better idea how it works!
 
@Retired_Engineer: I'll have it posted tomorrow.
 
 
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Don't you dare snapchat that!! 4951
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~ 8 years ago   May 9, '15 7:13am  
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~ 8 years ago   May 9, '15 7:32am  
I saw this on After the Shark Tank last night.  The couple that invented it has made like 13million dollars on it in the last year +/-...  😳 4951
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