I've always wanted to open up a topless barber shop and call it "A Little Off The Top".
@WskyTngoFxtrt: OMG, I had a coworker who talked about that all the time. Not the name though. That's cute. He would say things like, "I haven't worked out all the details. I'm sure there would be some health code inspections and such." I bet you guys feel like the stylists are giving you a lap dance half the time anyway. Your imaginations must run wild.
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