by:
Francita 17OP
~ 9 years ago
Feb 14, '15 7:55am
Remember to not single out all your single friends on this day. Singles don't have VD or any other cooties, they are just single. No need to say something dumb like "I wish you had a Valentine's to share the day with" or any other dumb comment. You might end up with a fork in your eye. 4951
Only 46% of couples will have sex this day because of the pressure for it to be "perfect" it causes a fight and no nookie.
Just a statistic.
@BooBear: a little hint: telling people "It better be perfect or i'll stick a fork in your eye' might be counterproductive....for those of you who are into open carry forks... 4951
- - - - - - - - >> Only 46% of couples will have sex this day because of the pressure for it to be "perfect" it causes a fight and no nookie.
Just a statistic.
@BooBear: a little hint: telling people "It better be perfect or i'll stick a fork in your eye' might be counterproductive....for those of you who are into open carry forks...
@ProblemAgain: Â I prefer a spoon. Â If you ever hear of anyone being spooned to death, forget you saw this! 4951
No. I'm pretty sure shenanigans that don't need a permanent record will be happening. I just hope I don't drown.
@Francita: one word...  snorkle....always keep a snorkle by the hot tub..especially when booze is involved...optional extras are fins and a face mask.... 4951
No. I'm pretty sure shenanigans that don't need a permanent record will be happening. I just hope I don't drown.
@Francita: one word...  snorkle....always keep a snorkle by the hot tub..especially when booze is involved...optional extras are fins and a face mask....