Killer Clown Wanted. Desired traits and abilities include spooky look while maintaining funny appearance, ability to throw acid pies to dissolve people, ability to shoot poison and acid from lapel flowers, ability to make shadow figures that eat people. Clean driving record a must. Compensation includes competitive salary, company car (must share with 12 other clowns), 401 K, and introduction to bearded lady.Must be natives of Earth. We cannot hire anyone from outer space. Klowns need not apply.
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After watching the clown in American Horror Story, I'll never look at clowns the same way! What a scary mofo! 4951