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Help Wanted: Killer Clown

Help Wanted: Killer Clown

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by: fcabanski Active Indicator LED Icon 16 OP 
~ 9 years ago   Feb 9, '15 12:40am  
Killer Clown Wanted.  Desired traits and abilities include spooky look while maintaining funny appearance, ability to throw acid pies to dissolve people, ability to shoot poison and acid from lapel flowers, ability to make shadow figures that eat people.  Clean driving record a must.  Compensation includes competitive salary, company car (must share with 12 other clowns), 401 K, and introduction to bearded lady.Must be natives of Earth.  We cannot hire anyone from outer space.  Klowns need not apply. 4951
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FoFa Active Indicator LED Icon 17
~ 9 years ago   Feb 9, '15 8:06am  
I know a guy, who knows a guy, he sent me this as his resume 4951
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silly123 Active Indicator LED Icon 13
~ 9 years ago   Feb 9, '15 8:08am  
Removed By Request 4951
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Retired_Engineer Active Indicator LED Icon 13
~ 9 years ago   Feb 9, '15 12:21pm  
I hope Fallon doesn't look at this thread.Note: I did NOT put the @ in front of her name 4951
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~ 9 years ago   Feb 9, '15 12:27pm  
Killer Clown Wanted.  Desired traits and abilities include spooky look while maintaining funny appearance, ability to throw acid pies to dissolve people, ability to shoot poison and acid from lapel flowers, ability to make shadow figures that eat people.  Clean driving record a must.  Compensation includes competitive salary, company car (must share with 12 other clowns), 401 K, and introduction to bearded lady.Must be natives of Earth.  We cannot hire anyone from outer space.  Klowns need not apply.
 
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After watching the clown in American Horror Story, I'll never look at clowns the same way! What a scary mofo! 4951
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fcabanski Active Indicator LED Icon 16 OP 
~ 9 years ago   Feb 9, '15 12:56pm  
I can't find clowns scary.  They're clowns. 4951
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