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by: Heathur Active Indicator LED Icon 12 OP 
~ 9 years ago   Jan 23, '15 12:33pm  
Some jokes. Annnnd GO! 4951
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ctl74 Active Indicator LED Icon 10
~ 9 years ago   Jan 23, '15 12:48pm  
In the immortal words of @ET, "What, is Google broke?"
 
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~ 9 years ago   Jan 23, '15 12:59pm  
Why shouldn't you write with a broken pencil?BECAUSE IT'S POINTLESS! 4951
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~ 9 years ago   Jan 23, '15 1:09pm  
Tell me some jokes. Annnnd GO!
 
@Heathur: K. How about a potassium joke?? 4951
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~ 9 years ago   Jan 23, '15 1:16pm  
What do you call a bear with no teeth?A gummy bear. 4951
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~ 9 years ago   Jan 23, '15 1:18pm  
Why did the cowboy adopt a weiner dog? He wanted to get a long little doggy! 4951
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~ 9 years ago   Jan 23, '15 1:21pm  
Cinderella wants to go to the ball, but her wicked step mother won't let her. As she sits crying in the garden, her fairy godmother appears, and promises to provide Cinderella with everything she needs to go to the ball, but only 2 conditions... first, you must wear a diaphragm.Cinderella agrees. "What's the 2nd condition?""You must be home by 2am. Any later and your diaphragm will turn into a pumpkin."Cinderella agrees to be home by 2am. The appointed hour comes and goes, and Cinderella doesn't show up. Finally, at 5am, Cinderella shows up, looking love-struck and satisfied."Where have you been?" demanded her god mother. "Your diaphragm was supposed to turn into a pumpkin three hours ago!!!" "I met a prince, Godmother. He took care of everything." "I know of no prince with that kind of power! Tell me his name!" "I can't remember, exactly...Peter Peter, something or other...." 4951
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~ 9 years ago   Jan 23, '15 1:23pm  
 A man walked into the ladies department of a Macy's, one of the largest department store chains. He shyly walked up to the woman behind the counter and said "I'd like to buy a bra for my wife""What type of bra?" asked the clerk."Type?" inquires the man "There is more than one type?""Look Around," said the saleslady, as she showed a sea of bras in every shape, size color and material."Actually, even with all of this variety, there are really only three types of bras," replied the salesclerk.Confused, the man asked what were the types.The saleslady replied "The Catholic type, the Salvation Army type, and the Baptist type. Which one do you need?"Still confused the man asked "What is the difference between them?"The lady responded "It is all really quite simple. The Catholic type supports the masses, the Salvation Army type lifts up the fallen, and the Baptist type makes mountains out of mole hills." 4951
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~ 9 years ago   Jan 23, '15 1:29pm  
Why didn't the peanut want to walk home by himself at night?He was afraid he might be A'Salted! 4951
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~ 9 years ago   Jan 23, '15 2:58pm  
Removed By Request 4951
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~ 9 years ago   Jan 23, '15 3:00pm  
Pull me finger...(all i got, sorry) 4951
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Murf Active Indicator LED Icon 4
~ 9 years ago   Jan 23, '15 3:56pm  
My wife got abducted by mimesthey did unspeakable things to her. 4951
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~ 9 years ago   Jan 23, '15 4:04pm  
I'm picking up my step son from school and have my brother with me .. he just told me some "funny" pick up lines ..
 
"Girl, do you believe in love at first sight? .. If not, I will walk by again."
 
"Girl, did you just fart...bc you just blew me away."
 
He's 16 Emoticon lol 4951
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~ 9 years ago   Jan 23, '15 4:12pm  
Horse walks in a bar. Bartender says..................................................why the long face? 4951
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~ 9 years ago   Jan 23, '15 4:37pm  
Q: What 3, two-letter words mean small? 4951
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Heathur Active Indicator LED Icon 12 OP 
~ 9 years ago   Jan 23, '15 4:38pm  
Q: What 3, two-letter words mean small?
 
@squirtismyboy:
 
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