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by: cgm10sne1 Active Indicator LED Icon 10 OP 
~ 9 years ago   Jan 14, '15 1:12pm  
As you may already know, it is a sin for a Muslim male to see any woman other than his wife naked and if he does, he must commit suicide.
So on September 11th, at 10:00 A.M. Eastern Time, all American women are asked to walk out of their house completely naked to help weed out any neighborhood terrorists.
 
Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this anti-terrorist effort. All patriotic men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their houses to demonstrate their support for the women and to prove that they are not Muslim terrorist sympathizers.
 
Since Islam also does not approve of alcohol, a cold 6-pack at your side is further proof of your patriotism.
 
The American government appreciates your efforts to root out terrorists and applauds your participation in this anti-terrorist activity.
 
P.S.
If you don't share this, you're a terrorist-sympathizing,
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Drekonix Active Indicator LED Icon 5
~ 9 years ago   Jan 14, '15 1:17pm  
This is policy change I can really get behind! 4951
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Mahm Active Indicator LED Icon 9
~ 9 years ago   Jan 14, '15 1:21pm  
This is policy change I can really get behind!
 
@Drekonix:
 
Just don't booty dance behind @Heathur or her hubby will be jumping out of his lawn chair. 4951
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Retired_Engineer Active Indicator LED Icon 13
~ 9 years ago   Jan 14, '15 1:37pm  
I would support doing this on a weekly basis! 4951
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jax Active Indicator LED Icon 16
~ 9 years ago   Jan 14, '15 3:18pm  
And offer bacon...lots and lots of bacon.
 
4951
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BooBear Active Indicator LED Icon 16
~ 9 years ago   Jan 14, '15 3:28pm  
It's awfully cold outside. 4951
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jax Active Indicator LED Icon 16
~ 9 years ago   Jan 14, '15 3:29pm  
It's awfully cold outside.
 
@BooBear:
 
Even better.
 
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~ 9 years ago   Jan 14, '15 3:31pm  

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>> It's awfully cold outside.
 
@BooBear:
 
Even better.
 
 
@jax:
 
If you get that many hard nips together, someone is gonna get hurt or lose an eye or something. 4951
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~ 9 years ago   Jan 14, '15 3:34pm  

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>> It's awfully cold outside.
 
@BooBear:
 
Even better.
 

@jax:
 
If you get that many hard nips together, someone is gonna get hurt or lose an eye or something.
 
@BooBear:
 
I gawk at my own risk, thank you velly mush!
 
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