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~ So, I Totally Impressed My Hubbs Last Night... In Bed....

~ So, I Totally Impressed My Hubbs Last Night... In Bed....

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by: herron1345 Active Indicator LED Icon 16 OP 
~ 9 years ago   Jan 9, '15 11:39am  
....So, here's the dealio, dudes........We're all snug as bugs in the bed last night, myself on my side, with Gunny layin' right up literally on me (which is usual and customary) and Willie propped up in my nooks (he likes to be "propped up", per say)......And of course, my hubbs stretched out on his side, all nice and warm, where he mentions, "Damn, bub....  I left my Carmex in the living room......"And man my lips are chapped..."...To which I replied, "Here you go," as I pulled a tube of Nivea Lip Balm outta my britches pocket and handed it to him.......And he was like, "Who the hell just has lip balm in their pants pocket....in the flippen' bed?"...I simply stated back, "I do...  And you're welcome"    4951
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WskyTngoFxtrt Active Indicator LED Icon 10
~ 9 years ago   Jan 9, '15 11:42am  
Such a disappointment. Don't even need pics for this noise. 4951
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Elle10 Active Indicator LED Icon 1
~ 9 years ago   Jan 9, '15 11:46am  
Wife points! They think we're mind readers with those stunts...but really, we're more like Mary Poppins. Magical, either way. 4951
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herron1345 Active Indicator LED Icon 16 OP 
~ 9 years ago   Jan 9, '15 11:47am  
@WskyTngoFxtrt..."Disappointment".......I think NOT, dude.......I saved my beautiful hubbs from having to get out of the cozy, warm bed to retrieve his Carmex....  ...So, I was basically a hero...  Or so I like to think!...Hmmmmmpppppffffff...... 4951
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~ 9 years ago   Jan 9, '15 12:18pm  
You should have smeared it all over your lips and delivered it right to his lips. Emoticon 4951
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donnatella Active Indicator LED Icon 13 Forum Moderator
~ 9 years ago   Jan 9, '15 12:36pm  
Cute, endearng story but in no way matched that naughty teaser title...the whole reason I opened the thread, BTW. 4951
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~ 9 years ago   Jan 9, '15 12:38pm  
Funny, but yes that was a very deceiving story 4951
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donnatella Active Indicator LED Icon 13 Forum Moderator
~ 9 years ago   Jan 9, '15 12:38pm  
You should have smeared it all over your lips and delivered it right to his lips. Emoticon
 
@TheTruthHurts: And elsewhere... Emoticon 4951
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herron1345 Active Indicator LED Icon 16 OP 
~ 9 years ago   Jan 9, '15 1:10pm  
@lilmama09  and  @donnatella....Hey, dudes.......It was the truth...  ...The simple, whole, plain, goodness truth.... And in NO way deceptive......Ya'll are just a bunch of pervy, horn-dogs!...And I love you for it!~ Happy Friday, my friends 4951
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donnatella Active Indicator LED Icon 13 Forum Moderator
~ 9 years ago   Jan 9, '15 1:12pm  
@lilmama09  and  @donnatella....Hey, dudes.......It was the truth...  ...The simple, whole, plain, goodness truth.... And in NO way deceptive......Ya'll are just a bunch of pervy, horn-dogs!...And I love you for it!~ Happy Friday, my friends
 
@herron1345: But of course we are...always! Love ya! 4951
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~ 9 years ago   Jan 9, '15 1:25pm  
....So, here's the dealio, dudes........We're all snug as bugs in the bed last night, myself on my side, with Gunny layin' right up literally on me (which is usual and customary) and Willie propped up in my nooks (he likes to be "propped up", per say)......And of course, my hubbs stretched out on his side, all nice and warm, where he mentions, "Damn, bub....  I left my Carmex in the living room......"And man my lips are chapped..."...To which I replied, "Here you go," as I pulled a tube of Nivea Lip Balm outta my britches pocket and handed it to him.......And he was like, "Who the hell just has lip balm in their pants pocket....in the flippen' bed?"...I simply stated back, "I do...  And you're welcome"   
 
@herron1345:  I only understand parts of this post.Your meaning for "nook" (as in nooks or nookie) must be different than mine.... but maybe not!You wear britches to bed?!?   Emoticon
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~ 9 years ago   Jan 9, '15 1:32pm  

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>> ....So, here's the dealio, dudes........We're all snug as bugs in the bed last night, myself on my side, with Gunny layin' right up literally on me (which is usual and customary) and Willie propped up in my nooks (he likes to be "propped up", per say)......And of course, my hubbs stretched out on his side, all nice and warm, where he mentions, "Damn, bub....  I left my Carmex in the living room......"And man my lips are chapped..."...To which I replied, "Here you go," as I pulled a tube of Nivea Lip Balm outta my britches pocket and handed it to him.......And he was like, "Who the hell just has lip balm in their pants pocket....in the flippen' bed?"...I simply stated back, "I do...  And you're welcome"   
 
@herron1345:  I only understand parts of this post.Your meaning for "nook" (as in nooks or nookie) must be different than mine.... but maybe not!You wear britches to bed?!?   Emoticon
 
@Retired_Engineer: In this cold, I bet going commando with just a t-shirt too a backseat to britches.
 
Even I had to modify my t-shirt only to a long lounger t-shirt with socks. Still commando, though. Emoticon
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herron1345 Active Indicator LED Icon 16 OP 
~ 9 years ago   Jan 9, '15 1:50pm  
@Retired_Engineer...."Nooks" is what I refer to as any lil' crevice that Willie (our lil' Scotty) can fit himself into...  ....For instance, if I'm on my side and have my knees slightly bent (as if going into the fetal position) then he'll prop himself up in that lil' "nooks" area behind the knees and rump area......I refer to these areas as "Nooks"...  ...And yes, I usually sport some type of bottoms when I sleep, as well as most likely one of my hubbs old t-shirts........The "britches" that I was referring to specifically are these years old, totally broke in, old school like sweat pants, but cotton and way thin.......They are mad comfy....  And they have pockets!  Win Win.. ...And with having both Willie and Gunny (our English Mastiff) sleep with us, and more-so snuggle right up next to me, it simply is NOT safe or advised to sleep in the buff at my crib....     4951
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~ 9 years ago   Jan 9, '15 3:44pm  
@lilmama09  and  @donnatella....Hey, dudes.......It was the truth...  ...The simple, whole, plain, goodness truth.... And in NO way deceptive......Ya'll are just a bunch of pervy, horn-dogs!...And I love you for it!~ Happy Friday, my friends
 
@herron1345:
 
I think this may be the opportune time to take this thread down the road of 'what good things can be delivered by mouth.'
 
Lmao Emoticon
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herron1345 Active Indicator LED Icon 16 OP 
~ 9 years ago   Jan 9, '15 4:15pm  
@TheTruthHurts....Dude.......Been very happily married to my hubbs for 13 years......Been together for 15........First, and only, marriage for us both....'Nuff Said 4951
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~ 9 years ago   Jan 9, '15 5:42pm  
Cute, endearng story but in no way matched that naughty teaser title...the whole reason I opened the thread, BTW.
 
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Put your erection away "D", I think they're old and not into that anymore. 4951
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