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How to DE-FART your beans

How to DE-FART your beans

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by: Ray Active Indicator LED Icon 17 OP 
~ 9 years ago   Jan 8, '15 10:37am  
Wow!Who knew? Learn something every day!De-Fart beansby Shera » Sun Feb 10, 2013 10:31 amDoes anyone DeFart thier beans? if so how do you do it?I bring my beans to a boil remove pot to sink, add 2 TBS baking soda, stir,stiring action will activate foaming action (farts are green), Rinse with warm water, add clean water and continue cooking as planned.learned this working in a resturant decades ago.Shera Posts: 102Joined: Sat Nov 17, 2012 10:46 pmKarma: 7 4951
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mm4731 Active Indicator LED Icon 13
~ 9 years ago   Jan 8, '15 10:46am  
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donnatella Active Indicator LED Icon 13 Forum Moderator
~ 9 years ago   Jan 8, '15 10:47am  
Offensive, disgusting and helpful all at the same time.  All-in-all an excellent post! 
 
I'm voting this one post of the day!!! 4951
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foxymama Active Indicator LED Icon 14
~ 9 years ago   Jan 8, '15 10:49am  
I started cracking up before I even opened this.
 
I de-fart my beans by adding a tbsp of apple cider vinegar to the water when soaking them. It doesn't get rid of all the gas but it does reduce it significantly. 4951
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~ 9 years ago   Jan 8, '15 12:25pm  
Why Do Beans Cause Gas?Beans (legumes) cause gas because they contain a particular sugar, oligosaccharide , that the human body can not break down. Oligosaccharides are large molecules and are not broken down and absorbed by the lining of the small intestine as other sugars are. This is because the human body does not produce the enzyme that breaks down oligosaccharides.Oligosaccharides make it all the way through the GI tract to the large intestine still intact. The bacteria that live in the large intestine break down the oligosaccharides. This produces the gas that must eventually come out of the rectum.By the same principal, other foods that come into the large intestine without being properly absorbed in the small intestine will cause gas. For example, stress can cause food to move through the digestive tract too quickly to be properly digested, with the end result being gas in the large intestine.How To Prevent GasTo prevent gas that is caused by eating beans, the oligosaccharides must be broken down before they reach the large intestine and become food for the resident bacteria. The enzyme that breaks down oligosaccharides is alpha-galactosidase. This enzyme is derived from the fungus Aspergillus niger and is available under the brand name Beano. 4951
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WskyTngoFxtrt Active Indicator LED Icon 10
~ 9 years ago   Jan 8, '15 12:31pm  
why would someone want to take all the fun out of eating beans?
@mm4731: Exactly! I love to fart. Especially at work to smoke out my co-workers. Those poor bastards deserve it because they do it to me. 4951
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donnatella Active Indicator LED Icon 13 Forum Moderator
~ 9 years ago   Jan 8, '15 12:44pm  
Exactly! I love to fart. Especially at work to smoke out my co-workers. Those poor bastards deserve it because they do it to me.
 
@WskyTngoFxtrt: That's gonna make the single-man harem come running...NOT!
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~ 9 years ago   Jan 8, '15 1:53pm  
No farts no bueno 4951
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foxymama Active Indicator LED Icon 14
~ 9 years ago   Jan 8, '15 4:14pm  
I grew up hearing my parents sing this song when had beans:
 
Beans beans the magic fruit
The more you eat
The more you toot. 4951
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WskyTngoFxtrt Active Indicator LED Icon 10
~ 9 years ago   Jan 8, '15 4:19pm  
I grew up hearing my parents sing this song when had beans: Beans beans the magic fruit The more you eat The more you toot.
@foxymama: 2nd verse:
 
The more you toot
The better you feel
Let's have Beans
With every meal! 4951
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herron1345 Active Indicator LED Icon 16
~ 9 years ago   Jan 9, '15 10:42am  
....This thread screams the need for Mr. Bean!
 
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Ashley87 Active Indicator LED Icon
~ 9 years ago   Jan 9, '15 11:04am  
We need to know how to defart our Doberman 4951
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foxymama Active Indicator LED Icon 14
~ 9 years ago   Jan 9, '15 11:13am  
We need to know how to defart our Doberman
 
@Ashley87:
Lol! Have you tried going to Pampered Paws off Woodland Hills? They are very knowledgable. It might just be changing his food. They helped my Golden with his sensitive stomach and pancreatitis issues. The vet didn't have any long term answers for me.
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Ashley87 Active Indicator LED Icon
~ 9 years ago   Jan 9, '15 1:13pm  
Thank you! It probably is his food! 4951
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justanirishgirl Active Indicator LED Icon 10
~ 9 years ago   Jan 9, '15 2:56pm  
Another reason beans don't digest easily is because they're both protein and carbs! I read that 20 years ago, while reading about food combining. 4951
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~ 9 years ago   Jan 9, '15 3:09pm  
Wow!Who knew? Learn something every day!De-Fart beansby Shera » Sun Feb 10, 2013 10:31 amDoes anyone DeFart thier beans? if so how do you do it?I bring my beans to a boil remove pot to sink, add 2 TBS baking soda, stir,stiring action will activate foaming action (farts are green), Rinse with warm water, add clean water and continue cooking as planned.learned this working in a resturant decades ago.Shera Posts: 102Joined: Sat Nov 17, 2012 10:46 pmKarma: 7
 
@Ray: This is criminal!
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