I have a sister-in-law who swears she has never farted or burped. She's wasn't joking when she said it. It just below her! She's a bit pretentious - OK she's a lot pretentious... Hasn't got a pot to pizz in but she has rich friend she likes mentioning and what they have.
@thegoodwife: Well, maybe their share their **** pots with her. 4951