They usually go:�My dog durn got run over� � �at a truck stop near Austinjust as my purty lover� � �was on a plane to BostonI could just sit there, wishing� � �toilet paper was on rolland that I was out fishing� � �but I was stuck on that bowl�and it was swirling, swirling, swirling.
@Odin:
Bravo! Bravo! I almost teared up there for a moment at the raw emotion behind it
Seriously though, mad props for coming up with that on the fly. 4951