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by: FoFa Active Indicator LED Icon 17 OP 
~ 9 years ago   Oct 6, '14 8:18pm  
Actually, I think about my wife, but I digress
 
Why my husband doesn't remember anything I freaking tell him, ever.
I have a smart, loving husband and I don't think he does it on purpose. Yet, time and time again he acts like we've never had entire conversations. How is this possible? How?
I didn't know your doctor appointment was this Friday.
You were not only there when I made the appointment, but then you told me you were going to adjust your work schedule so you could attend. Then, a few days later I gave you a reminder during dinner and asked if you got work off. Then I reminded you last night."
Hmm, I don't think so ...
OH MY #$#%)##$OI#U@#$!!!
My friends tell me they suffer the same injustice in their relationships. I just need to know ... how is this possible? Someone help me! 4951
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FoFa Active Indicator LED Icon 17 OP 
~ 9 years ago   Oct 6, '14 8:20pm  
Can't identify, but thought it funny
How periods know we're on vacation.
No seriously, I need answers on this. Periods don't have brains, yet their timing is pure genius. Try planning your wedding around your period. Yeah right, she'll just show up early. Or late. But she's showing up to the wedding and she's a real party pooping *****.
Don't really feel like enduring a heavy flow while wearing your new swimsuit, beach side in Fiji? Too bad, sucka. You'll be wearing sweatpants in the hotel room, crying and ordering room service.
How does this work exactly and why does our period act like Regina George in Mean Girls? 4951
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FoFa Active Indicator LED Icon 17 OP 
~ 9 years ago   Oct 6, '14 8:24pm  
Now this one I can identify with
Self-cleaning ovens that you have to clean before and after self-cleaning it.
Self-Cleaning my ***. More like, After I fill your house with a smell best described as poisonous - I'll help a little, but you're still gonna sweat trying to get me back to normal. Take some ibuprofen too. Your biceps and delts are gonna get real sore after this.
Have some integrity, ovens. Just call it, "I'll burn up the crusties, but after that you're on your own." At least then I can respect your honesty. 4951
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bubbleyes72 Active Indicator LED Icon 18
~ 9 years ago   Oct 6, '14 8:27pm  
Can't identify, but thought it funny
How periods know we're on vacation.
No seriously, I need answers on this. Periods don't have brains, yet their timing is pure genius. Try planning your wedding around your period. Yeah right, she'll just show up early. Or late. But she's showing up to the wedding and she's a real party pooping *****.
Don't really feel like enduring a heavy flow while wearing your new swimsuit, beach side in Fiji? Too bad, sucka. You'll be wearing sweatpants in the hotel room, crying and ordering room service.
How does this work exactly and why does our period act like Regina George in Mean Girls?
 
@FoFa:
When the period shows up no need for lubrication, you already have it the mother nature way. Emoticon
4951
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FoFa Active Indicator LED Icon 17 OP 
~ 9 years ago   Oct 6, '14 8:27pm  
pooping in a public restroom.
This is the worst. The absolute worst. People who carry on conversations on their phones in public while dropping a deuce have lost their minds.
When did this become acceptable? I've never listened in on a conversation (I don't want to, mind you - I just have no choice) where she's like, It's not appropriate for me to be on the phone, but you're scaring me because you won't stop calling. Oh my god, is he ok? What hospital? I'll be right there!
No, no. It's usually like this - Oh hey, what's up? No, I'll be home around 5:30. Want me to pick up dinner? Ok, cool. Oh, you did? How is he doing? I haven't seen him in ages, tell him hello for me!
I, just - no. Stop. Please. 4951
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bubbleyes72 Active Indicator LED Icon 18
~ 9 years ago   Oct 6, '14 8:30pm  
Now this one I can identify with
Self-cleaning ovens that you have to clean before and after self-cleaning it.
Self-Cleaning my ***. More like, After I fill your house with a smell best described as poisonous - I'll help a little, but you're still gonna sweat trying to get me back to normal. Take some ibuprofen too. Your biceps and delts are gonna get real sore after this.
Have some integrity, ovens. Just call it, "I'll burn up the crusties, but after that you're on your own." At least then I can respect your honesty.
 
@FoFa:
For a self cleaning oven, vinegar and water works just fine with one of those large hot water bottles your mother keep in the shower with that long white cords that you always wondered what it was for. EmoticonEmoticon
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FoFa Active Indicator LED Icon 17 OP 
~ 9 years ago   Oct 6, '14 8:34pm  
those large hot water bottles your mother keep in the shower
 
@bubbleyes72:
 
My mom 'splained that thing to me at done pint in time, around 11 or 12 I think. I never played with it after that. 4951
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~ 9 years ago   Oct 6, '14 8:36pm  

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>> those large hot water bottles your mother keep in the shower
 
@bubbleyes72:
 
My mom 'splained that thing to me at done pint in time, around 11 or 12 I think. I never played with it after that.
 
@FoFa:
 
LMAO, you touched it!!!!!! I'm over here laughing my *** off!!!!!! 4951
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FoFa Active Indicator LED Icon 17 OP 
~ 9 years ago   Oct 6, '14 8:40pm  
you touched it!
 
@bubbleyes72:
 
Our parents made my brother and I take a bath together to save water, or some bs like that. I would fill it with water and squirt my brother with it. Water would shoot out those holes, it was fun. Until you knew what it was...... 4951
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~ 9 years ago   Oct 6, '14 8:43pm  

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>> you touched it!
 
@bubbleyes72:
 
Our parents made my brother and I take a bath together to save water, or some bs like that. I would fill it with water and squirt my brother with it. Water would shoot out those holes, it was fun. Until you knew what it was......
 
@FoFa:
 
Stop!!!!!EmoticonEmoticon I'm in tears over here!!!! Yes, it has a lot of holes in the wand!!!! hahahahaha
4951
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FoFa Active Indicator LED Icon 17 OP 
~ 9 years ago   Oct 6, '14 10:05pm  
Yes, it has a lot of holes in the wand!
 
@bubbleyes72: plus it was a cross shape with holes in the sides of the cross, so you could spin it, and water would fly everywhere.
It was more fun than a shower.Until you knew what it was. 4951
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WskyTngoFxtrt Active Indicator LED Icon 10
~ 9 years ago   Oct 7, '14 9:51am  

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>> Can't identify, but thought it funny
How periods know we're on vacation.
No seriously, I need answers on this. Periods don't have brains, yet their timing is pure genius. Try planning your wedding around your period. Yeah right, she'll just show up early. Or late. But she's showing up to the wedding and she's a real party pooping *****.
Don't really feel like enduring a heavy flow while wearing your new swimsuit, beach side in Fiji? Too bad, sucka. You'll be wearing sweatpants in the hotel room, crying and ordering room service.
How does this work exactly and why does our period act like Regina George in Mean Girls?
 
@FoFa:
When the period shows up no need for lubrication, you already have it the mother nature way. Emoticon
 
@bubbleyes72: You no longer are allowed to criticize what I post EVER, after this.
4951
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~ 9 years ago   Oct 7, '14 9:57am  

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>> Can't identify, but thought it funny
How periods know we're on vacation.
No seriously, I need answers on this. Periods don't have brains, yet their timing is pure genius. Try planning your wedding around your period. Yeah right, she'll just show up early. Or late. But she's showing up to the wedding and she's a real party pooping *****.
Don't really feel like enduring a heavy flow while wearing your new swimsuit, beach side in Fiji? Too bad, sucka. You'll be wearing sweatpants in the hotel room, crying and ordering room service.
How does this work exactly and why does our period act like Regina George in Mean Girls?
 
@FoFa:
When the period shows up no need for lubrication, you already have it the mother nature way. Emoticon
 
@bubbleyes72: You no longer are allowed to criticize what I post EVER, after this.
 
That is so gross!
4951
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bubbleyes72 Active Indicator LED Icon 18
~ 9 years ago   Oct 7, '14 10:47am  

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>> Can't identify, but thought it funny How periods know we're on vacation. No seriously, I need answers on this. Periods don't have brains, yet their timing is pure genius. Try planning your wedding around your period. Yeah right, she'll just show up early. Or late. But she's showing up to the wedding and she's a real party pooping *****. Don't really feel like enduring a heavy flow while wearing your new swimsuit, beach side in Fiji? Too bad, sucka. You'll be wearing sweatpants in the hotel room, crying and ordering room service. How does this work exactly and why does our period act like Regina George in Mean Girls?
@FoFa: When the period shows up no need for lubrication, you already have it the mother nature way. Emoticon
@bubbleyes72: You no longer are allowed to criticize what I post EVER, after this.
@WskyTngoFxtrt:
EmoticonEmoticon, why? I was only sharing what I had been "told"! 4951
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~ 9 years ago   Oct 7, '14 10:54am  

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>> Can't identify, but thought it funny How periods know we're on vacation. No seriously, I need answers on this. Periods don't have brains, yet their timing is pure genius. Try planning your wedding around your period. Yeah right, she'll just show up early. Or late. But she's showing up to the wedding and she's a real party pooping *****. Don't really feel like enduring a heavy flow while wearing your new swimsuit, beach side in Fiji? Too bad, sucka. You'll be wearing sweatpants in the hotel room, crying and ordering room service. How does this work exactly and why does our period act like Regina George in Mean Girls?
@FoFa: When the period shows up no need for lubrication, you already have it the mother nature way. Emoticon
@bubbleyes72: You no longer are allowed to criticize what I post EVER, after this.
@WskyTngoFxtrt:
EmoticonEmoticon, why? I was only sharing what I had been "told"!
 
@bubbleyes72: Well stop it!
4951
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1meow2meow Active Indicator LED Icon
~ 9 years ago   Oct 7, '14 11:01am  
Actually, I think about my wife, but I digress
 
Why my husband doesn't remember anything I freaking tell him, ever.
I have a smart, loving husband and I don't think he does it on purpose. Yet, time and time again he acts like we've never had entire conversations. How is this possible? How?
I didn't know your doctor appointment was this Friday.
You were not only there when I made the appointment, but then you told me you were going to adjust your work schedule so you could attend. Then, a few days later I gave you a reminder during dinner and asked if you got work off. Then I reminded you last night."
Hmm, I don't think so ...
OH MY #$#%)##$OI#U@#$!!!
My friends tell me they suffer the same injustice in their relationships. I just need to know ... how is this possible? Someone help me!
 
@FoFa: This.  All the time.  OMG.  Seriously.  I wish I could record every minute of every conversation.
4951
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