I now have a story to add.
I'm sitting in the Atascocita McDonald's because my kids wanted to go to the one with the big playground. Anyway, this redneck *** is sitting at the table next to me, stained wife-beater t-shirt and all, regaling this half of the restaurant with his "I'm so **** at everyone at work" story. If his loud voice wasn't enough, his story has the obligitory cursing and bad grammar. Apparently he doesn't realize that he is surrounded by kids. Luckily, my kids are playing and can't hear him.
At one point, his wife says something he feels is too stupid and he rips into her about it. She's tripping over herself apologizing to him and his 8ish year old daughter walks up and asks him a question. She can't hear his answer so he shouts it at her, followed by "can you understand me now?!?"
All I know is that if the swearing continues when my kids come sit down, I may end up on the news for knocking his block off.
@topcat, get the bail money ready. 4951