Doctor: I have some good news and some bad news! Patient: Ok, bad news first please. Doctor:There is nothing more I can do for you and you have maybe two or three weeks to Live. Patient: What could possibly be good news doc? Doctor. The gorgeous receptionist.....I'm banging her.
@cgm10sne1:
A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are in the waiting room of and OB's office. The brunette says to the others "I'm having a boy." The blonde and the redhead ask how she's so sure of it, she replies "well, I was on top." So the redhead says "I guess I'm having a girl since I was on the bottom." The blonde bursts into tears. Trying to console her, the other two ask "what's wrong?" She looks at them through watery eyes and says "I'M HAVING PUPPIES!" 4951