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You know your getting old when........................

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by: cgm10sne1 Active Indicator LED Icon 10 OP 
~ 9 years ago   Sep 19, '14 8:43am  
You go the Doctor and he picks you up and holds you up to the ceiling light for an X-ray, Weather is making my knee ball, eye balls and joints achy today.  Emoticon I'm good though....we need the rain! 4951
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WJo Active Indicator LED Icon 13
~ 9 years ago   Sep 19, '14 10:39am  
my 1st sign of being old came one morning when I realized I was stiff when I started to walk , trust me getting older is no fun at all...if it doesn't hurt it doesn't work ...then one day I came to notice the little old gray haired man I was taking across the street was my husband ! (LMAO) at least we are getting older at the same time (LOL). 4951
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FoFa Active Indicator LED Icon 17
~ 9 years ago   Sep 19, '14 11:15am  
06:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to bed.A 'late night' now ends at 11 pm.About half the stuff in my shopping cart says, "For fast relief".All your favorite music is in the bargain bin at Wal-Mart.Getting lucky means you find your car in the parking lot.It takes two tries to get up from the couch. 4951
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~ 9 years ago   Sep 19, '14 12:45pm  
I'm all over the early to bed, early to rise!! Usually in bed before 9 up by 5-5:30. I never ever thought I'd do that- I thought I'd be a night owl forever 4951
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FoFa Active Indicator LED Icon 17
~ 9 years ago   Sep 19, '14 1:13pm  
It's tougher to lose weight, because over time your body and your fat are really good friends.Many of your co-workers were born the same year that you got your last promotion.The pharmacist has become your new best friend.There's nothing left to learn the hard way.You can remember when "gay" meant joyous and lively, merry, happy, light-hearted.You consider coffee one of the most important things in life. 4951
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FoFa Active Indicator LED Icon 17
~ 9 years ago   Sep 19, '14 1:21pm  
Ye don't care where yer beauty goes, jus' so ye don't 'ave t' go along.Ye don't get liquored up at galleon, t' save doubloons, afore goin' t' a bar.Ye feed yer cur Science Diet instead o' McDonalds remains.Ye get th' same sensation from a rockin' chair that ye once got from a roller coaster.Ye 'ave more hair growin' out o' yer ears than ye 'ave on yer head. 4951
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cgm10sne1 Active Indicator LED Icon 10 OP 
~ 9 years ago   Sep 19, '14 1:47pm  
Nice Pirate speak @fofa    4951
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Retired_Engineer Active Indicator LED Icon 13
~ 9 years ago   Sep 19, '14 2:16pm  
No nose hairs, no ear hairs, and no bushy eye-brows!  That's what scissors and trimmers are for?  And tweezers......Aaaarrrrggghh! 4951
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cgm10sne1 Active Indicator LED Icon 10 OP 
~ 9 years ago   Sep 19, '14 2:21pm  
You learn how to save money by "hook or by crook: arggggggggg  4951
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Ally Active Indicator LED Icon 2
~ 9 years ago   Sep 19, '14 2:24pm  
General aches and pains seem to haunt me on a daily basis and I eat relatively healthy and work out. Old age didn't bother me until I lost my perfect eyesight. Youth shouldn't be wasted on just the young. 4951
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FoFa Active Indicator LED Icon 17
~ 9 years ago   Sep 19, '14 2:24pm  
Ye 'ave more patience, but 'tis actually that ye jus' don't care anymore.Ye 'ave too much cabin in th' galleon 'n nah enough in th' medicine hold.Ye hear yer fav'rit shantey on an elevator.Ye hold all readin' material at arms length jus' t' read it.Ye learn where yer prostate be.Ye move somethin' t' a more logical location 'n then can only remember where it used t' be. 4951
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~ 9 years ago   Sep 19, '14 3:02pm  
06:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to bed.A 'late night' now ends at 11 pm.About half the stuff in my shopping cart says, "For fast relief".All your favorite music is in the bargain bin at Wal-Mart.Getting lucky means you find your car in the parking lot.It takes two tries to get up from the couch.
 
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.......damn 4951
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calliecat Active Indicator LED Icon 10
~ 9 years ago   Sep 19, '14 3:15pm  
And you have to pee more often! 4951
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cgm10sne1 Active Indicator LED Icon 10 OP 
~ 9 years ago   Sep 19, '14 3:17pm  
@calliecat  lol............andif you sneeze you might dribble in your depends  4951
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fcabanski Active Indicator LED Icon 16
~ 9 years ago   Sep 19, '14 3:36pm  
You know your what is getting old? 4951
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Humbletexan1 Active Indicator LED Icon 1
~ 9 years ago   Sep 19, '14 8:35pm  
The olive oil I use to cook with I now use on my face morning and night to tame my alligator skin.  And it works! And it makes your hands look amazing!  Even my husband commented!  4951
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