You go the Doctor and he picks you up and holds you up to the ceiling light for an X-ray, Weather is making my knee ball, eye balls and joints achy today.  I'm good though....we need the rain! 4951
my 1st sign of being old came one morning when I realized I was stiff when I started to walk , trust me getting older is no fun at all...if it doesn't hurt it doesn't work ...then one day I came to notice the little old gray haired man I was taking across the street was my husband ! (LMAO) at least we are getting older at the same time (LOL). 4951
06:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to bed.A 'late night' now ends at 11 pm.About half the stuff in my shopping cart says, "For fast relief".All your favorite music is in the bargain bin at Wal-Mart.Getting lucky means you find your car in the parking lot.It takes two tries to get up from the couch. 4951
I'm all over the early to bed, early to rise!! Usually in bed before 9 up by 5-5:30. I never ever thought I'd do that- I thought I'd be a night owl forever 4951
It's tougher to lose weight, because over time your body and your fat are really good friends.Many of your co-workers were born the same year that you got your last promotion.The pharmacist has become your new best friend.There's nothing left to learn the hard way.You can remember when "gay" meant joyous and lively, merry, happy, light-hearted.You consider coffee one of the most important things in life. 4951
Ye don't care where yer beauty goes, jus' so ye don't 'ave t' go along.Ye don't get liquored up at galleon, t' save doubloons, afore goin' t' a bar.Ye feed yer cur Science Diet instead o' McDonalds remains.Ye get th' same sensation from a rockin' chair that ye once got from a roller coaster.Ye 'ave more hair growin' out o' yer ears than ye 'ave on yer head. 4951
General aches and pains seem to haunt me on a daily basis and I eat relatively healthy and work out. Old age didn't bother me until I lost my perfect eyesight. Youth shouldn't be wasted on just the young. 4951
Ye 'ave more patience, but 'tis actually that ye jus' don't care anymore.Ye 'ave too much cabin in th' galleon 'n nah enough in th' medicine hold.Ye hear yer fav'rit shantey on an elevator.Ye hold all readin' material at arms length jus' t' read it.Ye learn where yer prostate be.Ye move somethin' t' a more logical location 'n then can only remember where it used t' be. 4951
06:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to bed.A 'late night' now ends at 11 pm.About half the stuff in my shopping cart says, "For fast relief".All your favorite music is in the bargain bin at Wal-Mart.Getting lucky means you find your car in the parking lot.It takes two tries to get up from the couch.
The olive oil I use to cook with I now use on my face morning and night to tame my alligator skin. And it works! And it makes your hands look amazing! Even my husband commented! 4951