I was�crossing the street�from Mc D's to Wal Mart when a white Chevy Malibu hit me. The impact was so hard that it forced me and my big mac meal up about 30ft in the air.�My�descent back down was long and fast,�I�landed hard on the hood with my�face against the windshield and a rain of french fries, two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions and�sesame buns�falling on me. The driver�continued down the street with me on the hood until he finally came to a stop in the Skeros parking lot after what felt like a minute or two. Once stopped I quickly pulled out my phone and snapped a pic of the occupants for evidence.I wasnt impressed�
@mm4731:
Is it wrong that even before I realized what you were doing...I laughed?? 4951