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Stoner Vibes: Feelings Of Butt-hurt

Stoner Vibes: Feelings Of Butt-hurt

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by: herron1345 Active Indicator LED Icon 16 OP 
~ 9 years ago   Aug 25, '14 7:36pm  
So, yesterday while dabbling in doobious deeds and chill-laxing in the pool, this scenario you are about to peep actually took place........Here's the dealio.........We have the usual 3 descending steps (as prolly most pools), as well as two "bench sitting" areas (I guess that's what they're called) on the side of the pool, and underneath the lil' waterfall area.........So, being out of the pool, and needing to get back into the pool, the following executive decision was upon me........Go take the usual route and enter the cool pool water by the steps....  ....Or, go the shady, but what seems cool like route, and just take the plunge via the bench sitting area....  .....This was a serious moment of contemplation............Somewhere deep inside though, I knew trying to step down onto the bench area instead of just walking a few paces to the actual steps, would most likely result in some sort of disaster or injury....(I've got mad experience in this area)....  ....So, 90% of my brain is telling me to walk my lazy as$ over to the steps and get in the damn pool........But the other 10%...  (I call it my X-Side after the X-Games...) is telling me to *F* the traditional, rational side and just take the "Big Step"....  That I can take that step!  Make that step my *****........So, of course I listen to the X-Brain side...  ......Duh....  ...And as I attempt to take the "Big Step", just pretty much like I thought  it would happen, with my lack of vertical height being a crucial disadvantage, my right foot completely slipped off the bench, resulting in my right butt-cheek grazing the side of the bench as I went down...  ....Butt-Hurt was I..........I kept my right leg up like a damn Flamingo for like 3 minutes, just because it felt good, I guess........And then climbed on a noodle and chill-laxed a while longer, enjoying my Sunday afternoon....~ Hakuna Matata ~ 4951
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attila Active Indicator LED Icon 2
~ 9 years ago   Aug 25, '14 8:42pm  
Did you do your karate kid impersonation when you were standing on one leg? 4951
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TexasOma Active Indicator LED Icon 14
~ 9 years ago   Aug 25, '14 8:56pm  
OUCH!!!!!!! Are you sure nothing is cracked or broken?  It sounds so painful. 4951
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~ 9 years ago   Aug 25, '14 9:45pm  
So, yesterday while dabbling in doobious deeds and chill-laxing in the pool, this scenario you are about to peep actually took place........Here's the dealio.........We have the usual 3 descending steps (as prolly most pools), as well as two "bench sitting" areas (I guess that's what they're called) on the side of the pool, and underneath the lil' waterfall area.........So, being out of the pool, and needing to get back into the pool, the following executive decision was upon me........Go take the usual route and enter the cool pool water by the steps....  ....Or, go the shady, but what seems cool like route, and just take the plunge via the bench sitting area....  .....This was a serious moment of contemplation............Somewhere deep inside though, I knew trying to step down onto the bench area instead of just walking a few paces to the actual steps, would most likely result in some sort of disaster or injury....(I've got mad experience in this area)....  ....So, 90% of my brain is telling me to walk my lazy as$ over to the steps and get in the damn pool........But the other 10%...  (I call it my X-Side after the X-Games...) is telling me to *F* the traditional, rational side and just take the "Big Step"....  That I can take that step!  Make that step my *****........So, of course I listen to the X-Brain side...  ......Duh....  ...And as I attempt to take the "Big Step", just pretty much like I thought  it would happen, with my lack of vertical height being a crucial disadvantage, my right foot completely slipped off the bench, resulting in my right butt-cheek grazing the side of the bench as I went down...  ....Butt-Hurt was I..........I kept my right leg up like a damn Flamingo for like 3 minutes, just because it felt good, I guess........And then climbed on a noodle and chill-laxed a while longer, enjoying my Sunday afternoon....~ Hakuna Matata ~
 
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Lmao sounds like something I'd do!!
4951
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Murf Active Indicator LED Icon 4
~ 9 years ago   Aug 25, '14 10:09pm  
Glad you are ok Emoticon 4951
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herron1345 Active Indicator LED Icon 16 OP 
~ 9 years ago   Aug 26, '14 1:23pm  
@attila....Unfortunately, I completely forgot about the Karate Kid crane"move and instead just did the "stoner-bum-hurting-flamingo" stance.........But I 'll definitely keep that in mind for next time!@TexasOma....It was indeed slightly painful, I cannot lie, and is still quite sore, but I'm pretty confident that nothing's broken, except the idea of me stepping down into the pool using that bastard "big step".........This is a prime example of when having some "meat on my bones"  came in most handy!...The additional bum-cushion saved the day once again!@mpjp0907....Great minds think alike, beautiful chica........And I also thought to myself beforehand, "What would mpjp do?"....She'd make that big step her *****, that's exactly what she'd do.......Hence, adding to myself self confidence, and resulting in my current right bum cheek soreness!@Murf....A lil' bum-cheeky pain ain't gonna get this girl down!  .....Hells naw..........And that is one of my most favorite movie's of all times.......I kid you not, home-dude......."The dude abides"........Love it, love it, love it! 4951
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~ 9 years ago   Aug 26, '14 1:30pm  
@attila....Unfortunately, I completely forgot about the Karate Kid crane"move and instead just did the "stoner-bum-hurting-flamingo" stance.........But I 'll definitely keep that in mind for next time!@TexasOma....It was indeed slightly painful, I cannot lie, and is still quite sore, but I'm pretty confident that nothing's broken, except the idea of me stepping down into the pool using that bastard "big step".........This is a prime example of when having some "meat on my bones"  came in most handy!...The additional bum-cushion saved the day once again!@mpjp0907....Great minds think alike, beautiful chica........And I also thought to myself beforehand, "What would mpjp do?"....She'd make that big step her *****, that's exactly what she'd do.......Hence, adding to myself self confidence, and resulting in my current right bum cheek soreness!@Murf....A lil' bum-cheeky pain ain't gonna get this girl down!  .....Hells naw..........And that is one of my most favorite movie's of all times.......I kid you not, home-dude......."The dude abides"........Love it, love it, love it!
 
@herron1345:
What's even more funny is last week I went to sit on our couch, well more like flop on the couch, and my son's ipod was in between the cushions and now my butt has a huge bruise on it lmao!
4951
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