So, yesterday while dabbling in doobious deeds and chill-laxing in the pool, this scenario you are about to peep actually took place........Here's the dealio.........We have the usual 3 descending steps (as prolly most pools), as well as two "bench sitting" areas (I guess that's what they're called) on the side of the pool, and underneath the lil' waterfall area.........So, being out of the pool, and needing to get back into the pool, the following executive decision was upon me........Go take the usual route and enter the cool pool water by the steps.... ....Or, go the shady, but what seems cool like route, and just take the plunge via the bench sitting area.... .....This was a serious moment of contemplation............Somewhere deep inside though, I knew trying to step down onto the bench area instead of just walking a few paces to the actual steps, would most likely result in some sort of disaster or injury....(I've got mad experience in this area).... ....So, 90% of my brain is telling me to walk my lazy as$ over to the steps and get in the damn pool........But the other 10%... (I call it my X-Side after the X-Games...) is telling me to *F* the traditional, rational side and just take the "Big Step".... That I can take that step! Make that step my *****........So, of course I listen to the X-Brain side... ......Duh.... ...And as I attempt to take the "Big Step", just pretty much like I thought it would happen, with my lack of vertical height being a crucial disadvantage, my right foot completely slipped off the bench, resulting in my right butt-cheek grazing the side of the bench as I went down... ....Butt-Hurt was I..........I kept my right leg up like a damn Flamingo for like 3 minutes, just because it felt good, I guess........And then climbed on a noodle and chill-laxed a while longer, enjoying my Sunday afternoon....~ Hakuna Matata ~
@herron1345:
Lmao sounds like something I'd do!!
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