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9 DIRTY POP SONGS YOUR KIDS SHOULD NOT BE SINGING

9 DIRTY POP SONGS YOUR KIDS SHOULD NOT BE SINGING

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by: FoFa Active Indicator LED Icon 17 OP 
~ 9 years ago   Jul 22, '14 11:53am  
Last Friday Night (T.G.I.F) – Katy Perry“What About Last Friday Night?” is beyond inappropriate for that same demographic.  If you’ve had the unfortunate experience of playing Perry’s last album “Teenage Dream” with your kids around, you undoubtedly came across these lyrics:“Barbie’s on the barbeque, Is this a hickie or a bruise?Pictures of last night ended up online, I’m screwed,Oh well, it’s a blacked out blur, but I’m pretty sure it ruled.Damn!  Last Friday night, yeah, we danced on tabletops,And we took too many shots, think we kissed but I forgot,Last Friday night, we went streaking in the park,Skinny dipping in the dark, then had a ménage à trois,Last Friday night.” 4951
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FoFa Active Indicator LED Icon 17 OP 
~ 9 years ago   Jul 22, '14 11:53am  
Locked Out of Heaven – Bruno MarsBut it’s a song about sex, straight up, and I don’t need to hear my kid belting these lyrics out in the back seat:“Open up your gates cause I can’t wait to see the light,And right there is where I wanna stay
,Cause your sex takes me to paradise
,Yeah your sex takes me to paradise.” 4951
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FoFa Active Indicator LED Icon 17 OP 
~ 9 years ago   Jul 22, '14 11:54am  
We Won’t Stop – Miley Cyrusif you’ve got an eleven-year old who’s on the cusp of hearing about some of this stuff at school, you may want to skip over this one when it pops up on Pandora.“To my home girls here with the big butt,Shaking it like we at a strip club,Remember only God can judge ya,Forget the haters ’cause somebody loves ya.And everyone in line in the bathroom,Trying to get a line in the bathroom,We all so turned up here,Getting turned up, yeah, yeahSo la da di da di, we like to partyDancing with Molly, doing whatever we want.” 4951
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FoFa Active Indicator LED Icon 17 OP 
~ 9 years ago   Jul 22, '14 11:54am  
Sexy And I Know It – LMFAO“When I walk in the spot, yea, this is what I see,Everybody stops and they staring at me,I got passion in my pants and I ain’t afraid to show it, show it, show it, show itI’m sexy and I know it.” 4951
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FoFa Active Indicator LED Icon 17 OP 
~ 9 years ago   Jul 22, '14 11:54am  
Blurred Lines -  Robin Thicke“One thing I ask of you,Let me be the one you back that *** to,Go, from Malibu, to Paris, boo,Yeah, I had a *****, but she ain’t bad as you,So hit me up when you pass through,I’ll give you something big enough to tear your *** in two.” 4951
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FoFa Active Indicator LED Icon 17 OP 
~ 9 years ago   Jul 22, '14 11:54am  
Whistle – Flo Rida“Go girl you can twerk it,Let me see you whistle while you work it,I’mma lay it back, don’t stop it,‘Cause I love it how you drop it, drop it, drop it on me,Now, shawty let that whistle blow-oh, oh oh,Yeah, baby let that whistle blow-oh oh!Can you blow my whistle baby, whistle babyLet me know,Girl I’m gonna show you how to do it and we start real slow,You just put your lips together and you come real close,Can you blow my whistle baby, whistle baby, Here we go.” 4951
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FoFa Active Indicator LED Icon 17 OP 
~ 9 years ago   Jul 22, '14 11:55am  
Timber – Pitbull and Ke$ha“The bigger they are, the harder they fall,Kesha 2These big-iddy boys are dig-gidy dogs,I have ‘em like Miley Cyrus, clothes off,Twerking in their bras and thongs, timber,Face down, booty up, timber,That’s the way we like to–what?–timber,I’m slicker than an oil spill,She say she won’t, but I bet she will, timber.” 4951
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FoFa Active Indicator LED Icon 17 OP 
~ 9 years ago   Jul 22, '14 11:55am  
Partition – Beyonce (Or Any Song From Her New Album)These songs from Beyonce’s surprise new album are so up front about their sexuality that really no parent in their right mind would put them on during a car ride.“Driver roll up the partition, please,I don’t need you seeing ‘Yonce on her knees,Now my mascara running, red lipstick smudged,Yeah, he’s so horny he wants to f—,He popped all my buttons and he ripped my blouse,He Monica Lewinsky-ed all on my gown,Oh Daddy, Daddy, he didn’t bring the towel,Oh baby, baby, we better slow it down”Over there I swear I saw them cameras flash,Hand prints and footprints on my glass,Hand prints and good grips on my ***.” 4951
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FoFa Active Indicator LED Icon 17 OP 
~ 9 years ago   Jul 22, '14 11:55am  
Peacock – Katy PerryWhatever your thoughts on the issue, you should approach each Katy Perry album with caution before letting the kids listen. “Are you brave enough to let me see your peacock?Don’t be a chicken boy, stop acting like a *****,I’m a peace out if you don’t give me the pay off,Come on baby let me see, what you’re hidin’ underneath,Are you brave enough to let me see your peacock?What you’re waiting for, it’s time for you to show it off,Don’t be a shy kinda guy, I’ll bet it’s beautiful,Come on baby let me see what you’re hidin’ underneath.I wanna see your peacock, ****, ****, ****.” 4951
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~ 9 years ago   Jul 22, '14 11:59am  
Thank you for the public service announcement.I love you katy perry, you seem like such a fun loving great person, I can't believe Russell Brand cheated on you and divorced you, what an idiot. If you're reading this katy, than you can talk to me. I'm a great guy and I really like money which you seem to have a lot of. My e-mail is Drekonix@gmail.com or you can just look me up on facebook. 4951
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~ 9 years ago   Jul 22, '14 11:59am  
We had songs like that growing up. Sexual Healing, I Want Your Sex, Let's Talk About Sex, Let's Get It On, Like a Virgin, all kid-unfriendly. I must say though, that lyrics have gotten much raunchier and tacky like the Katy Perry song in the first post. An unfortunate sign 'o the times, I guess. 4951
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~ 9 years ago   Jul 22, '14 12:03pm  
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~ 9 years ago   Jul 22, '14 12:03pm  

Locked Out of Heaven – Bruno Mars
But it’s a song about sex, straight up, and I don’t need to hear my kid belting these lyrics out in the back seat:
 
“Open up your gates cause I can’t wait to see the light,
And right there is where I wanna stay
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Cause your sex takes me to paradise
,
Yeah your sex takes me to paradise.”
@FoFa: I am LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! EmoticonEmoticonEmoticonEmoticonEmoticonEmoticonEmoticonEmoticon 4951
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Katiemcg Active Indicator LED Icon 4
~ 9 years ago   Jul 22, '14 12:04pm  
I never really thought much about the words in songs until I had a 3 yr old that will repeat anything she hears Emoticon So when "Birthday Sex" comes on in my music shuffle, I sigh and skip it. 4951
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donnatella Active Indicator LED Icon 13 Forum Moderator
~ 9 years ago   Jul 22, '14 12:13pm  
Most of Bruno Mars songs sounds sweet on the surface, but are either outright smutty or suggestive.  Gorrilla is down right filthy!  Nothing wrong with that, but I would not want my young son or daughter to be singing that either. 4951
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~ 9 years ago   Jul 22, '14 12:15pm  
My 3 year old granddaughter started singing 'the ***** came back' the other day... 4951
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