The wifey is on her way home, so I made a cleaning checklist for us today:*Place comforter over messed up bed to give the illusion it's made(And don't just throw the throw pillows..that's not what it means!) .*Close all closet doors(unseen = clean).*Spray Febreeze...LOTS of Febreeze!!*Windex the hell out of the glass top dining room table(Apply 80% of the total clean up effort to this task..It's her couponing area.).*Stuff spices, knives, gloves, and other kitchen toys into any open cabinet space you can find.*Spray more Febreeze!!!*Check the photo she posted to fb yesterday, just in case she made changes to her appearance today.*Febreeze yourself, dogs, and the children!*Think of excuse for why you didn't do the MOST important thing while she was gone(You don't know what this is yet, but she does..and will let you know about it.).*Throw away empty Febreeze bottles!Â
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