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by: BBQguy Active Indicator LED Icon 9 OP 
~ 9 years ago   Jun 23, '14 12:13pm  
The wifey is on her way home, so I made a cleaning checklist for us today:*Place comforter over messed up bed to give the illusion it's made(And don't just throw the throw pillows..that's not what it means!) .*Close all closet doors(unseen = clean).*Spray Febreeze...LOTS of Febreeze!!*Windex the hell out of the glass top dining room table(Apply 80% of the total clean up effort to this task..It's her couponing area.).*Stuff spices, knives, gloves, and other kitchen toys into any open cabinet space you can find.*Spray more Febreeze!!!*Check the photo she posted to fb yesterday, just in case she made changes to her appearance today.*Febreeze yourself, dogs, and the children!*Think of excuse for why you didn't do the MOST important thing while she was gone(You don't know what this is yet, but she does..and will let you know about it.).*Throw away empty Febreeze bottles! Emoticon  4951
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landlady Active Indicator LED Icon 2
~ 9 years ago   Jun 23, '14 12:16pm  
I need to give this to my hubby. At least you make an effort. His claim is the kids are alive therefore he accomplished the most important task 4951
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~ 9 years ago   Jun 23, '14 12:17pm  
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WJo Active Indicator LED Icon 13
~ 9 years ago   Jun 23, '14 12:19pm  
E is for effort ....a big hug & a kiss & all will be forgiven when you tell her how much you missed her & how happy you are to have her home . You can also throw in a foot massage while you watch TV , this will put you into her good graces for sure. 4951
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BBQguy Active Indicator LED Icon 9 OP 
~ 9 years ago   Jun 23, '14 1:24pm  
You forgot run the shower so it looks like you bathed while she was gone, erase the porn from all the computers, & replace all the lotion and tissue you used
 
@mm4731: Thanks for the tips...But what I really need help with, is deleting our security footage. Emoticon 
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~ 9 years ago   Jun 23, '14 1:30pm  
Yeah, she might see the boobs and butts then you giving out your meat...... 4951
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~ 9 years ago   Jun 23, '14 1:31pm  
What are you going to do about all that empty closet space where here clothes were? 4951
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~ 9 years ago   Jun 23, '14 1:32pm  
Forget all that stuff. She is probably hoping she is getting a big piece of that meat you showed us. 4951
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~ 9 years ago   Jun 23, '14 1:54pm  
Also- get the kids dressed- kids in PJ's this time of day is a BIG give away that laundry isn't done Emoticon 4951
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BBQguy Active Indicator LED Icon 9 OP 
~ 9 years ago   Jun 23, '14 2:05pm  
Also- get the kids dressed- kids in PJ's this time of day is a BIG give away that laundry isn't done Emoticon
 
@Jpgurl: Soooo, I should change out of mine as well??  Emoticon 
We have 4 women in this house, so the laundry doesn't stop...EVER!!! 4951
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~ 9 years ago   Jun 23, '14 2:10pm  

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>> Also- get the kids dressed- kids in PJ's this time of day is a BIG give away that laundry isn't done Emoticon
 
@Jpgurl: Soooo, I should change out of mine as well??  Emoticon 
We have 4 women in this house, so the laundry doesn't stop...EVER!!!
 
@BBQguy: ONLY if it's unusual for you to be in PJ right now. On second thought- leave the kids in PJ's, make them take a nap and greet her au natural 😱
 
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~ 9 years ago   Jun 23, '14 2:22pm  
A big, "Honey we've missed you, and I don't know what we'd do without you!" should make up for any shortcomings Emoticon 4951
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~ 9 years ago   Jun 23, '14 2:26pm  
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~ 9 years ago   Jun 23, '14 2:30pm  

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>> A big, "Honey we've missed you, and I don't know what we'd do without you!" should make up for any shortcomings Emoticon
 
@attila: she accepted his "shortcomings" when she said "I do"
 
@mm4731: Haha Emoticon Let me re-state...it should make up for anything he neglected to do while she was gone.
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~ 9 years ago   Jun 23, '14 2:31pm  

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>> A big, "Honey we've missed you, and I don't know what we'd do without you!" should make up for any shortcomings Emoticon
 
@attila: she accepted his "shortcomings" when she said "I do"
 
@mm4731: Thanks for putting that on a tee for him, @attila! Emoticon 
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~ 9 years ago   Jun 23, '14 2:31pm  

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>> A big, "Honey we've missed you, and I don't know what we'd do without you!" should make up for any shortcomings Emoticon
 
@attila: she accepted his "shortcomings" when she said "I do"
 
@mm4731: Thanks for putting that on a tee for him, @attila! Emoticon 
 
@BBQguy: Any time!
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