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by: FoFa Active Indicator LED Icon 17 OP 
~ 9 years ago   Jun 14, '14 10:07am  
So I was checking Amazon for extended batteries for my new S5, and ran into this review on one. I had to share.I saw some negative reviews on this item, but i believe deeply in zero lemon since i had bought their products before for the note 2 note 3 and gs4Let me tell you thoughFrom the moment it arrived I knew it was gonna be a keeper.I tried it out, put it in my pocket, and sure as hell it gave me a nice bulgeI slapped it on my phone and charged it up(there's nothing like the feeling of a fully juiced up bulge in your pocket to give you all the confidence you need to get whatever u gotta get done when u leave the house)So after 12 hours of charging i took it on its maiden voyage out to the clubFrom the moment I walked in the club I sensed that everyone was staring at me, wondering "what in god's name does that man have in his pants that could give him such a confident stride?!"That night i took hundreds of selfies, made dozens of phone calls, sent hundreds of nudie pics and by the time 2 am rolled by i still had 95% battery.At exactly 2:35 was when history was made.I walked out side the club to criticize people smoking cigarettes in a feminine fashion when i witnessed a mugging in progress.A young women no older than 23 roughly 5'8 and with a huge rump was under siege and having her hand bag ripped out of her hand by a dedicated hooligan.I was about to do the right thing and turn around to pretend like I did not see anything so that i could evade physical altercations.But then I remembered about the juiced up bulge in my pocket, with it I was unstoppable.I reached into my pants and with a heroic countenance pulled out my mighty juiced up brick, I jammed it in a spare sock and ran at the hooligan swinging it like a madman all the while yelling out a war cry consisting of 3 short bursts with one long that resonated through the air alerting everyone of my eminent heroism.The hooligan was massive and put up a good fight but in the end neither he nor the woman he was trying to rob were a match for the "ZeroLemon samsung s5 7500 mah extended battery case".I shortly blacked out after this...Upon waking up in the morning to my alarm clock i reached over to get my phone and silence it when what i saw horrified me.That very woman I had saved last night had made herself at home and started making strawberry pancakes to provide me with supple nourishment.Yes sometimes you have to take the good with the bad, I hate strawberry pancakes.But my new girlfriend has a large rump, and my phone still has 96% battery.Thanks Zero lemon,Your the best. 4951
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manhunter Active Indicator LED Icon 3
~ 9 years ago   Jun 14, '14 10:13am  
Damn I need one of those - my batteries ran out years ago lol 4951
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squirtismyboy Active Indicator LED Icon 16
~ 9 years ago   Jun 14, '14 10:37am  
Saving that girl also gave him 1% battery life as he slept too 4951
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Odin Active Indicator LED Icon 10
~ 9 years ago   Jun 14, '14 10:50am  
That was great!!!
 
And I'm a big fan of Amazon. Emoticon
 
4951
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Retired_Engineer Active Indicator LED Icon 13
~ 9 years ago   Jun 14, '14 12:07pm  
I enjoy my own juiced up bulge in my pants. 4951
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Retired_Engineer Active Indicator LED Icon 13
~ 9 years ago   Jun 14, '14 12:10pm  
I enjoy my own juiced up bulge in my pants.Edited:  I guess the forum liked that so much, it duplicated it! 4951
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Love2Run Active Indicator LED Icon 9
~ 9 years ago   Jun 14, '14 12:48pm  
I enjoy my own juiced up bulge in my pants.
 
@Retired_Engineer:   Obviously!
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squirtismyboy Active Indicator LED Icon 16
~ 9 years ago   Jun 14, '14 10:50pm  
I enjoy my own juiced up bulge in my pants.
 
@Retired_Engineer:
 
You must be really flexible 4951
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