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by: WskyTngoFxtrt Active Indicator LED Icon 10 OP 
~ 9 years ago   Jun 4, '14 12:06pm  
www.thesmokinggun.co m/documents/sex-on-s chool-bus-guilty-ple a-576324
 
Bus SexTeen Cops Plea In Queef Beef Case
Student struck boy who laughed at her when she "expelled wind"
 
JUNE 3--A female high school student pleaded guilty this afternoon to striking a younger pupil who “began to laugh and chuckle” when she “expelled wind from the vulva” while having sex in the back of a Pennsylvania school bus.
The bizarre January incident resulted in police citing the 18-year-old for harassing the victim, a 13-year-old boy who was allegedly elbowed in the testicles by the older student. The confrontation occurred as a school bus traveled in an Armstrong County township about 50 miles northeast of Pittsburgh.
 
The incident was described in a graphic, yet succinct, Pennsylvania State Police report authored by Trooper Brad Jordan: “Both the victim and the accused were riding school bus. The accused expelled wind from the vulva during coitus while at the back of the bus.”
 
The victim, Jordan noted, “began to laugh and chuckled at the accused for her actions.” At that point, “the accused approached the victim and elbowed him in the testicles.”
 
As previously reported, it seems that Jordan relied on the Urban Dictionary for a definition of “queef.” In a January interview, the trooper said that, on second thought, his report was too explicit in terms of “terminology and language.” In fact, State Police brass were so embarrassed by the report’s content, they subsequently issued a sanitized version of the document and asked local media outlets  to “please disregard” the original report.
 
During a Magisterial District Court hearing today, the student pleaded guilty to the harassment count, according to records that indicate that a judge waived fines imposed when she copped to the charge. The young woman and her partner were not charged in connection with the reported bus sex.
 
The student will not be identified by name in these pages. Because nobody needs to be linked to the nickname “Teen LaQueefa,” which was coined by one Facebook wag. 4951
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~ 9 years ago   Jun 4, '14 12:09pm  
www.thesmokinggun.co m/documents/sex-on-s chool-bus-guilty-ple a-576324

Bus SexTeen Cops Plea In Queef Beef Case
Student struck boy who laughed at her when she "expelled wind"

JUNE 3--A female high school student pleaded guilty this afternoon to striking a younger pupil who “began to laugh and chuckle” when she “expelled wind from the vulva” while having sex in the back of a Pennsylvania school bus.
The bizarre January incident resulted in police citing the 18-year-old for harassing the victim, a 13-year-old boy who was allegedly elbowed in the testicles by the older student. The confrontation occurred as a school bus traveled in an Armstrong County township about 50 miles northeast of Pittsburgh.

The incident was described in a graphic, yet succinct, Pennsylvania State Police report authored by Trooper Brad Jordan: “Both the victim and the accused were riding school bus. The accused expelled wind from the vulva during coitus while at the back of the bus.”

The victim, Jordan noted, “began to laugh and chuckled at the accused for her actions.” At that point, “the accused approached the victim and elbowed him in the testicles.”

As previously reported, it seems that Jordan relied on the Urban Dictionary for a definition of “queef.” In a January interview, the trooper said that, on second thought, his report was too explicit in terms of “terminology and language.” In fact, State Police brass were so embarrassed by the report’s content, they subsequently issued a sanitized version of the document and asked local media outlets� to “please disregard” the original report.

During a Magisterial District Court hearing today, the student pleaded guilty to the harassment count, according to records that indicate that a judge waived fines imposed when she copped to the charge. The young woman and her partner were not charged in connection with the reported bus sex.

The student will not be identified by name in these pages. Because nobody needs to be linked to the nickname “Teen LaQueefa,” which was coined by one Facebook wag.
 
@WskyTngoFxtrt: thank you. Literally greatest thing I've read in awhile. Queefs are awesome.
 
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BooBear Active Indicator LED Icon 16
~ 9 years ago   Jun 4, '14 12:20pm  
She was 18, he was 13 and she elbowed him in the balls...I am trying to figure out the position. 4951
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~ 9 years ago   Jun 4, '14 12:23pm  
[ Removed By Request. ] 4951
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silly123 Active Indicator LED Icon 13
~ 9 years ago   Jun 4, '14 12:26pm  
Removed By Request 4951
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BooBear Active Indicator LED Icon 16
~ 9 years ago   Jun 4, '14 12:26pm  
Men are such little boys...... 4951
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Retired_Engineer Active Indicator LED Icon 13
~ 9 years ago   Jun 4, '14 1:25pm  
Teen LaQueefa!Emoticon     Emoticon     Emoticon     Emoticon 4951
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~ 9 years ago   Jun 4, '14 1:33pm  
Being seen having sex on an occupied school bus didn't embarrass her, but a queef did!  Emoticon 4951
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~ 9 years ago   Jun 4, '14 1:45pm  
@Retired_EngineerGreat parenting skills hard at work right there..........I wonder if she's somehow related to the "Manners" thread family we had on here, with them posting a photo with the young boy givin' the finger......  ....Some people's kids..... 4951
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~ 9 years ago   Jun 4, '14 1:47pm  
www.thesmokinggun.co m/documents/sex-on-s chool-bus-guilty-ple a-576324
 
Bus SexTeen Cops Plea In Queef Beef Case
Student struck boy who laughed at her when she "expelled wind"
 
JUNE 3--A female high school student pleaded guilty this afternoon to striking a younger pupil who “began to laugh and chuckle” when she “expelled wind from the vulva” while having sex in the back of a Pennsylvania school bus.
The bizarre January incident resulted in police citing the 18-year-old for harassing the victim, a 13-year-old boy who was allegedly elbowed in the testicles by the older student. The confrontation occurred as a school bus traveled in an Armstrong County township about 50 miles northeast of Pittsburgh.
 
The incident was described in a graphic, yet succinct, Pennsylvania State Police report authored by Trooper Brad Jordan: “Both the victim and the accused were riding school bus. The accused expelled wind from the vulva during coitus while at the back of the bus.”
 
The victim, Jordan noted, “began to laugh and chuckled at the accused for her actions.” At that point, “the accused approached the victim and elbowed him in the testicles.”
 
As previously reported, it seems that Jordan relied on the Urban Dictionary for a definition of “queef.” In a January interview, the trooper said that, on second thought, his report was too explicit in terms of “terminology and language.” In fact, State Police brass were so embarrassed by the report’s content, they subsequently issued a sanitized version of the document and asked local media outlets  to “please disregard” the original report.
 
During a Magisterial District Court hearing today, the student pleaded guilty to the harassment count, according to records that indicate that a judge waived fines imposed when she copped to the charge. The young woman and her partner were not charged in connection with the reported bus sex.
 
The student will not be identified by name in these pages. Because nobody needs to be linked to the nickname “Teen LaQueefa,” which was coined by one Facebook wag.
 
@WskyTngoFxtrt: I don't really have anything to add for a change, I just wanted to quote that long post just to do it. And bold a few words for no real reason.
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WskyTngoFxtrt Active Indicator LED Icon 10 OP 
~ 9 years ago   Jun 4, '14 1:51pm  
@WskyTngoFxtrt: I don't really have anything to add for a change, I just wanted to quote that long post just to do it. And bold a few words for no real reason.
@FoFa: Hope you feel better. 4951
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~ 9 years ago   Jun 4, '14 1:52pm  

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>> @WskyTngoFxtrt: I don't really have anything to add for a change, I just wanted to quote that long post just to do it. And bold a few words for no real reason.
 
@FoFa: Hope you feel better.
 
@WskyTngoFxtrt:  Exactly four words..... you're going for the meat! 
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mrsames77 Active Indicator LED Icon 2
~ 9 years ago   Jun 4, '14 1:53pm  
Wow.. just wow. My kid rides the bus.. 4951
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FoFa Active Indicator LED Icon 17
~ 9 years ago   Jun 4, '14 1:53pm  
Hope you feel better.
 
@WskyTngoFxtrt: I do, thank you.
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mogopups Active Indicator LED Icon 10
~ 9 years ago   Jun 4, '14 1:54pm  
what a story.  I got a good laugh. 4951
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