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@BooBear 's daughter pick up a guy at Starbucks. I used one of my cleaver moves, but she didn't back me up. Ugh. So frustrating.
@topcat:
How was you showing your boobs when you bent over to pick up the keys you threw AT him helping her???
@BooBear: They didn't hit him. I "dropped" them. I'm her sexy aunt. He would have been all turned on at how well she's going to age and asked her out. Plus, I always show my boobs. You're just lucky we weren't at church this time.
@topcat: it would've worked if you didn't accidently fart when bending over.
@mm4731:
BooBear and I had a bean eating contest earlier in the day. Lesson learned. I sharted a little.
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