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by: topcat Active Indicator LED Icon 12 OP 
~ 9 years ago   May 27, '14 3:44pm  
to help @BooBear 's daughter pick up a guy at Starbucks. I used one of my clever moves, but she didn't back me up. Ugh. So frustrating. 4951
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BooBear Active Indicator LED Icon 16
~ 9 years ago   May 27, '14 3:45pm  
to help @BooBear 's daughter pick up a guy at Starbucks. I used one of my cleaver moves, but she didn't back me up. Ugh. So frustrating.
 
@topcat:
How was you showing your boobs when you bent over to pick up the keys you threw AT him helping her??? Emoticon
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topcat Active Indicator LED Icon 12 OP 
~ 9 years ago   May 27, '14 3:49pm  

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>> to help @BooBear 's daughter pick up a guy at Starbucks. I used one of my cleaver moves, but she didn't back me up. Ugh. So frustrating.
 
@topcat:
How was you showing your boobs when you bent over to pick up the keys you threw AT him helping her??? Emoticon
 
@BooBear: They didn't hit him. I "dropped" them. I'm her sexy aunt. He would have been all turned on at how well she's going to age and asked her out. Plus, I always show my boobs. You're just lucky we weren't at church this time.
 
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~ 9 years ago   May 27, '14 3:51pm  
I'm her sexy aunt.
 
@topcat: So are you saying @boobear isn't good enough on her own?
Just wondering. 4951
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BooBear Active Indicator LED Icon 16
~ 9 years ago   May 27, '14 3:51pm  
Yeah, your CLEAVER moves almost got us thrown in jail last time. Thankfully @mpjp0907 stepped in and got your victim high so they didn't remember the assault. 4951
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~ 9 years ago   May 27, '14 3:51pm  
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~ 9 years ago   May 27, '14 3:52pm  

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>> I'm her sexy aunt.
 
@topcat: So are you saying @boobear isn't good enough on her own?
Just wondering.
 
@FoFa:
OMG! What a *****!!!!
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topcat Active Indicator LED Icon 12 OP 
~ 9 years ago   May 27, '14 3:53pm  
Yeah, your CLEAVER moves almost hot us thrown in jail last time. Thankfully @mpjp0907 stepped in and got your victim high so they didn't remember the assault.
 
@BooBear: How was I supposed to know he had a glass eye?
 
@FoFa Someone had to act fast and she wasn't doing anything. I had to spring into action.
 
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~ 9 years ago   May 27, '14 3:54pm  
to help @BooBear 's daughter pick up a guy at Starbucks. I used one of my cleaver moves, but she didn't back me up. Ugh. So frustrating.
 
@topcat:  I'm not surprised you scared him off using your CLEAVER  moves.  I can picture you with a cleaver in your hand!Speaking of cleavers, what's happened to @4psychos?  She came back, then disappeared again!
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~ 9 years ago   May 27, '14 3:54pm  

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>> to help @BooBear 's daughter pick up a guy at Starbucks. I used one of my cleaver moves, but she didn't back me up. Ugh. So frustrating.
 
@topcat:
How was you showing your boobs when you bent over to pick up the keys you threw AT him helping her??? Emoticon
 
@BooBear: They didn't hit him. I "dropped" them. I'm her sexy aunt. He would have been all turned on at how well she's going to age and asked her out. Plus, I always show my boobs. You're just lucky we weren't at church this time.
 

@topcat: it would've worked if you didn't accidently fart when bending over.
 
@mm4731:
BooBear and I had a bean eating contest earlier in the day. Lesson learned. I sharted a little.
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~ 9 years ago   May 27, '14 3:57pm  
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topcat Active Indicator LED Icon 12 OP 
~ 9 years ago   May 27, '14 3:58pm  

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>> to help @BooBear 's daughter pick up a guy at Starbucks. I used one of my cleaver moves, but she didn't back me up. Ugh. So frustrating.
 
@topcat:  I'm not surprised you scared him off using your CLEAVER  moves.  I can picture you with a cleaver in your hand!Speaking of cleavers, what's happened to @4psychos?  She came back, then disappeared again!
 
@Retired_Engineer:
 
 
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~ 9 years ago   May 27, '14 4:00pm  

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>> Yeah, your CLEAVER moves almost hot us thrown in jail last time. Thankfully @mpjp0907 stepped in and got your victim high so they didn't remember the assault.
 
@BooBear: How was I supposed to know he had a glass eye?
 
@FoFa Someone had to act fast and she wasn't doing anything. I had to spring into action.
 
 
@topcat:
The dude was in a wheelchair and only had 1 arm?!?!?!?
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~ 9 years ago   May 27, '14 4:04pm  
My advice for next time is to just walk up and say hello, you look like an interesting person and I'd like to get to know you. It's a lot simpler than throwing your car keys at him like you have Parkinson's disease and zero motor control. 4951
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topcat Active Indicator LED Icon 12 OP 
~ 9 years ago   May 27, '14 4:04pm  

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@BooBear: How was I supposed to know he had a glass eye?
 
@FoFa Someone had to act fast and she wasn't doing anything. I had to spring into action.
 
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@topcat:
The dude was in a wheelchair and only had 1 arm?!?!?!?
 
@BooBear:
Duh. I know. I'm saying he would have seen the badger coming at him if he didn't have the glass eye. Do I have to explain *everything* to you??
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BooBear Active Indicator LED Icon 16
~ 9 years ago   May 27, '14 4:06pm  
My advice for next time is to just walk up and say hello, you look like an interesting person and I'd like to get to know you. It's a lot simpler than throwing your car keys at him like you have Parkinson's disease and zero motor control.
 
@Drekonix: then how would you test his reflexes and know if he was gentleman enough to pick up the keys??? You aren't thinking!
 
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