I am sorry for whatever (ex) dh said. Mine is the King of speaking before he thinks. After 34 years of marriage I just LOL at him- so do the kids. Here is the gem of all gems that we tease him about all the time. We were in love and discussing our future together
Me: I can't wait until we're together forever
Him: yeah ME either. You know, your Dad couldn't pay me a million dollars to take you off of his hands!
Me: ( with looks of confusion,hurt and anger) WHAT??!!!!!
Him- oh wait- that's not what I meant! I meant that he couldn't pay me a million dollars to NOT marry you!!
Me: yeah buddy you're gonna wish you had that million dollars by the time I'm through with you!
And perhaps I've made good on that promise at times - I'm not the easiest person to get along with. He does come up with some zingers and he never lies so yeah
@Jax I never ask him if I look fat
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