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by: WskyTngoFxtrt Active Indicator LED Icon 10 OP 
~ 10 years ago   Mar 4, '14 9:03am  
I'll just post this here and see which direction this thread goes....http://newsfixnow.com/2014/03/04/online-dish-safe-sex-goes-digital-with-shocking-electric-eel-condom/ Safe Sex Goes Digital with Shocking ‘Electric Eel’ CondomSafe sex just went digital. Due to the fact that most guys hate to strap one on, last March, Bill and Melinda Gates challenged innovators worldwide to invent the “Next Generation Condom”. That way guys can’t use the excuse, “it doesn’t feel as good.”Well two Georgia Tech students Firaz Peer and Andrew Quitmeyer have come up with an “Electric Eel” condom. They describe it as an “open-source digital condom prototype using electrodes and soft-circuitry.” In laymen’s terms, it supplies mild vibrations — a “digital” rather than “physical” enhancement to the standard condom, as the creators put it.The Electric Eel is only a prototype, so you won’t find any high-tech condoms in your local drugstore anytime soon.Call me crazy but is this truly safe sex? Anytime you mention “voltage” “circuitry” and “electricity” coming near my “Virginia”, I’m sorry I dry up like the Sahara. And I kind of doubt a guy is going to want to strap on the Electric Gadget condom.But you know what at least this gets us talking about Safe Sex. Because if you’re looking to get “shocked” check out these stats. According to new government reports, there are nearly 20 million new cases of sexually transmitted infections each year in the United States.So I look forward to seeing who comes out on top with the best condom and earns the $1 million prize. If it is the “Electric Eel”, I have a feeling you might need a lubricated version, for her pleasure, and call it the “Electric Slide”.And that’s today’s helping of The Online Dish with Maggie.   4951
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Okiedokie Active Indicator LED Icon 11
~ 10 years ago   Mar 4, '14 9:06am  
I can't get the image of a man's junk getting "shocked"   Makes me :Emoticon: 4951
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BooBear Active Indicator LED Icon 16
~ 10 years ago   Mar 4, '14 9:07am  
So its a condom, that vibrates? I say win win. Although if it goes on too long then you may have some numbing issues. I wonder if it could be adjusted? 4951
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Okiedokie Active Indicator LED Icon 11
~ 10 years ago   Mar 4, '14 9:08am  
I don't like anything that vibrates 4951
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BooBear Active Indicator LED Icon 16
~ 10 years ago   Mar 4, '14 9:09am  
I don't like anything that vibrates
 
@Okiedokie:
 
Really? Nothing? 4951
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Okiedokie Active Indicator LED Icon 11
~ 10 years ago   Mar 4, '14 9:10am  
Really? Nothing?
 
@BooBear: Nope...nothing at all. 
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~ 10 years ago   Mar 4, '14 9:12am  

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>> Really? Nothing?
 
@BooBear: Nope...nothing at all. 
 
@Okiedokie:
 
And youve tried different things for different places? And still nothing? 4951
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~ 10 years ago   Mar 4, '14 9:14am  
@Okiedokie:
 
And youve tried different things for different places? And still nothing?
 
@BooBear: Its been years but yup.  I was very "experimental" in my younger years Emoticon
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~ 10 years ago   Mar 4, '14 9:15am  
i knew i should HAVE NOT opened this thread lmaooo 4951
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~ 10 years ago   Mar 4, '14 9:15am  

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>> @Okiedokie:
 
And youve tried different things for different places? And still nothing?
 
@BooBear: Its been years but yup. 
 
@Okiedokie: interesting. Maybe the vibration was just to hard?
 
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~ 10 years ago   Mar 4, '14 9:20am  
@Okiedokie: interesting. Maybe the vibration was just to hard?
 
@BooBear: I don't think so-I got a small low vibration "gift" and only tried it once.  I was living with my parents at the time and forgot I had it.  When I moved out-they found it.  That was a fun conversation.
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~ 10 years ago   Mar 4, '14 9:24am  

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>> @Okiedokie: interesting. Maybe the vibration was just to hard?
 
@BooBear: I don't think so-I got a small low vibration "gift" and only tried it once.  I was living with my parents at the time and forgot I had it.  When I moved out-they found it.  That was a fun conversation.
 
@Okiedokie:
Only tried it once??? Girl, you have no idea about the wonders of bob that await you! Lets go shopping! Im off this weekend. Me, you, @topcat, @mpjp0907 and @anyone else can hit up some nasty, dirty shops. It will be fun!
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~ 10 years ago   Mar 4, '14 9:26am  
@Okiedokie:
Only tried it once??? Girl, you have no idea about the wonders of bob that await you! Lets go shopping! Im off this weekend. Me, you, @topcat, @mpjp0907 and @anyone else can hit up some nasty, dirty shops. It will be fun!
 
@BooBear: I have the weekend off.  Emoticon
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Okiedokie Active Indicator LED Icon 11
~ 10 years ago   Mar 4, '14 9:27am  
Only tried it once???
 
@BooBear: Just that one once...I have tried many things one or two times.  That's how I know I don't like things that vibrate.
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~ 10 years ago   Mar 4, '14 9:27am  
So we can all go shopping then lunch! 4951
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~ 10 years ago   Mar 4, '14 9:28am  

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>> @Okiedokie: interesting. Maybe the vibration was just to hard?
 
@BooBear: I don't think so-I got a small low vibration "gift" and only tried it once.  I was living with my parents at the time and forgot I had it.  When I moved out-they found it.  That was a fun conversation.
 
@Okiedokie: hey at least your dad didn't find your mini one in your room while he was trying to find something LMAO i got one as a gag gift when i was 19 and my dad found it...that was a very interesting talk HAHA
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