I'm a late bloomer. I know bras have been around for a long time. I usually go au natural but tonight I decided to invest in a bra to protect my goods. Nothing fancy, just something sleek and sexy. And black. And easy to put on and take off. Something well ventilated so the goods underneath can breathe and not get funky. This is my first bra so I may have some questions. Yeah, it's weird. I'm a dude and all but...LMBO. It's for our NEW VAN!!!! Ha ha, GOTCHA! I mentioned yesterday that my wife was expecting and we DID in fact welcome in a 4,370 pound girl yesterday afternoon. She's young but she still needs a bra! (the van, not my wife...um wait, I think they both do) Sigh...
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