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~ 10 years ago   Jan 15, '14 12:47pm  
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FoFa Active Indicator LED Icon 17
~ 10 years ago   Jan 15, '14 1:04pm  
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Heathur Active Indicator LED Icon 12
~ 10 years ago   Jan 15, '14 1:08pm  
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Nurse3 Active Indicator LED Icon 10
~ 10 years ago   Jan 15, '14 1:47pm  
This memo is from an unnamed computer company. It went to all field engineers about a computer peripheral problem. The author of this memo was quite serious. The engineers rolled on the floor. Mouse balls are now available as FRU (Field Replacement Unit) therefore, if a mouse fails to operate or should it perform erratically, it may need a ball replacement. Because of the delicate nature of this procedure, replacement of mouse balls should only be attempted by properly trained personnel. Before proceeding, determine the type of mouse balls by examining the underside of the mouse. Domestic balls will be larger and harder than foreign balls. Ball removal procedures differ depending upon the manufacturer of the mouse. Foreign balls can be replaced using the pop off method. Domestic balls are replaced by using the twist-off method. Mouse balls are not usually static sensitive. However, excessive handling can result in sudden discharge. Upon completion of ball replacement, the mouse may be used immediately. It is recommended that each replacer have a pair of spare balls for maintaining optimum customer satisfaction. Any customer missing his balls should suspect local personnel of removing these necessary items. 4951
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FoFa Active Indicator LED Icon 17
~ 10 years ago   Jan 15, '14 10:18pm  
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KTownTexican Active Indicator LED Icon 11
~ 10 years ago   Jan 16, '14 1:54pm  
Why did the dog jump in the water? 4951
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Heathur Active Indicator LED Icon 12
~ 10 years ago   Jan 16, '14 2:08pm  
Why did the dog jump in the water?
 
@KTownTexican: He didn't want to be a hot dog!
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FoFa Active Indicator LED Icon 17
~ 10 years ago   Jan 16, '14 2:36pm  
Someone was watching American Idol last night. 4951
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elguapo Active Indicator LED Icon 15
~ 10 years ago   Jan 16, '14 2:43pm  
Someone was watching American Idol last night.
 
@FoFa: uh... What are stupid Americans? 
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FoFa Active Indicator LED Icon 17
~ 10 years ago   Jan 16, '14 3:13pm  
What are stupid Americans? 
 
@elguapo: Ones that shave bears
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ProblemAgain Active Indicator LED Icon 10
~ 10 years ago   Jan 16, '14 5:32pm  
A woman was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband opening the front door.
“Hurry!” she said. “Stand in the corner.”
She quickly rubbed baby oil all over him and then she dusted him with
talcum powder. “Don’t move until I tell you to,” she whispered. “Just
pretend you’re a statue.”
“What’s this, Honey?” the husband inquired, as he entered the room.
“Oh, it’s just a statue,” she replied nonchalantly. “The Smiths
bought one for their bedroom. I liked it so much, I got one for us too.”
No more was said about the statue, not even later that night when they went to sleep.
Around two in the morning, the husband got out of bed, went to the
kitchen and returned a while later with a sandwich and a glass of milk.
“Here,” he said to the ‘statue’, “Eat something. I stood like an
idiot at the Smith’s for three days and nobody offered me so much as a
glass of water.”
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~ 10 years ago   Jan 17, '14 9:23am  
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FoFa Active Indicator LED Icon 17
~ 10 years ago   Jan 17, '14 10:16am  
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FoFa Active Indicator LED Icon 17
~ 10 years ago   Jan 17, '14 10:22am  
DON'T DO IT! 4951
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~ 10 years ago   Jan 17, '14 11:51am  
So far, Fofa's shaved bear is the funniest. 4951
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~ 10 years ago   Jan 17, '14 12:01pm  
@nurse3:  That's an oldie, but a goodie.  I think there are still some spare mouseballs in my desk drawer! 4951
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