It's so cold our local flasher is just describing himself.
It's so cold I saw a lawyer with his hands in his own pockets.
It's so cold that Bill Clinton is sleeping with his own wife.
It's so cold we opened our refrigerator to heat the house.
If my thermometer had been an inch longer, I would have frozen to death.
Richard Simmons wearing shorts that come nearly to the half-thigh region.
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